UPDATE: The cardinalkarp is a Big Fat Liar Thread

[cardinalkarp]

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
One birthday every year
But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays
That is why we're gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
It's great to drink to someone
And I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you!!

Cronos you will get laid very soon and your singing voice is wonderful.

[sighyoung]

Holy [expletive] what a backlash!!

User error on my part, of course it is right in the bday thread you sonsofbitches!

[expletive] it now i'm going to get really drunk tonight since all of my internet friends have turned on me.

You use us like a tampon, then call us your "friends"?

Some people are lower than a snake's belly.

[cardinalkarp]

I wish you an atom bomb suppository, you schmuck.

I owe everything I have to wonderful teachers.

[TimeForGuinness]

epic thread

[Popeye_Card]

Oh yeah and what kind of damn program has you enter "day, month, year" for your bday instead of "month, day, year"?

We're very European around here.

[cardinalkarp]

I still made you a cake.

And just for you JL, a lifetime supply of New Glarus beer is on its way.

[cardinalkarp]

Okay, I'll blame Michael, but only because I'm hopeful that someday, the party bus will make it out to Colorado.

Yes, yes it will. We will then take a road trip back to St. Louis where you can watch a Cardinal game from the green seats.

[cardsfansince82]

[Cronos]

Don't worry, Karp...

[cardinalkarp]

Cardsfan, just for you I hope next time you enter a casino you hit it big