I bet doc would be willing to do acid w/ you.And being alone can be awesome. Treat yourself to something she never would have wanted or allowed, and take some time for yourself.
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only if he is ugly.cardinalkarp wrote:I bet doc would be willing to do acid w/ you.And being alone can be awesome. Treat yourself to something she never would have wanted or allowed, and take some time for yourself.
edit: only dopes do dope. or something.
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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes?Socnorb11 wrote:So you took a beating and the bouncer took a beating, but it sounds to me like the bimbo that you were with was the one who needed punched in the face.
NOTHING. It's time to let your fists do the talking.
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Wow that is a really funny joke.thrill wrote:What do you tell a woman with no black eyes?Socnorb11 wrote:So you took a beating and the bouncer took a beating, but it sounds to me like the bimbo that you were with was the one who needed punched in the face.
NOTHING. It's time to let your fists do the talking.
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I know why she did it. She needs my attention when we're around my friends b/c she feels insecure and out of place for some reason. She got drunk and started hitting on guys because my anger makes her feel loved and secure. It's [expletive] up. She's done it before only in different forms. Every time we're away from her friends she finds some assanine reason to start a fight. Once she tried to leave a wedding reception because she said i was flirting with, get this, the [expletive] bride. So...I get mad and tell her she's retarded and that gives her a reason to get mad and then we fight and it makes her happier doing that than having me sit at the bride and grooms table for 10 minutes talking to them.omaha_red wrote:so did you at least tell her she sucks for doing it that way? i mean..
if she wanted to end it she could have at least shown you some
respect.. how did she justify what she did?
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I went through something similar, with good friends leaving and me changing after a trip to Nicaragua and not connecting as much with a lot of old friends (Who can't even see that I'm different if they tried)AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:The worst part is being alone. I crave human contact. In the last year or so I've had three friends shipped off to Iraq and three friends move out of the area. My list of people to hang out with has been dwindling. My gf and I did everything together. We would meet up after work and go to the gym and cook dinner together, go see movies, go out, etc. etc. etc. And, when we were with her friends or by ourselves it was awesome.
The thought of going home tonight to an empty home, working out by myself, cooking for one, sleeping alone, is depressing in its own regard. But not having someone to talk to or kid around with makes it worse.
You find out who your real friends are, and now I've got a newer group of friends. Its wonderful, but it will take time.
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how old is she?AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:I know why she did it. She needs my attention when we're around my friends b/c she feels insecure and out of place for some reason. She got drunk and started hitting on guys because my anger makes her feel loved and secure. It's [expletive] up. She's done it before only in different forms. Every time we're away from her friends she finds some assanine reason to start a fight. Once she tried to leave a wedding reception because she said i was flirting with, get this, the [expletive] bride. So...I get mad and tell her she's retarded and that gives her a reason to get mad and then we fight and it makes her happier doing that than having me sit at the bride and grooms table for 10 minutes talking to them.omaha_red wrote:so did you at least tell her she sucks for doing it that way? i mean..
if she wanted to end it she could have at least shown you some
respect.. how did she justify what she did?
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Turns 25 tomorrow.docellis wrote:
how old is she?
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Check. You bring the Acid, I'll bring the crash cart.docellis wrote:only if he is ugly.cardinalkarp wrote:I bet doc would be willing to do acid w/ you.And being alone can be awesome. Treat yourself to something she never would have wanted or allowed, and take some time for yourself.
And some boxed wine. Yeah, I'm all class.
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She sounds like a girl that's been cheated on before and is pretty insecure when she's in situations where she's not comfortable.
Of course she's going about things the entirely wrong way....although I would say you did as well. Trying to knock some dude out wasn't going to earn you many points w/ her although it sounds like she wanted something like that to happen.
Of course she's going about things the entirely wrong way....although I would say you did as well. Trying to knock some dude out wasn't going to earn you many points w/ her although it sounds like she wanted something like that to happen.



