why

[heyzeus]

33 to 36 year old guys tend to be married. Or skeezy. Or married and skeezy.

[docellis]

33 to 36 year old guys tend to be married. Or skeezy. Or married and skeezy.

yeah. and 25 year old guys tend to be hot. and virile.

[The Third Man]

I have the maturity of a man in his mid thirties.

[stlouie_lipp]

If I saw this earlier I would have invited you over to watch the Steelers.

at least I fit the age requirement

[Arthur Dent]

he was a slice of bolgna. a piece of meat.

A highly processed piece of low grade meat?

[docellis]

he was a slice of bolgna. a piece of meat.

A highly processed piece of low grade meat?

it's filling at least.

[The Third Man]

he was a slice of bolgna. a piece of meat.

A highly processed piece of low grade meat?

it's filling at least.

That's what she said.

[AdmiralKird]

The type of guy you say you want doesn't have a chance with you.

[Cronos]

he was a slice of bolgna. a piece of meat.

A highly processed piece of low grade meat?

it's filling at least.

That's what she said.

Saw this t-shirt yesterday at Six Flags. Was tempted to get it for a friend of mine who says that phrase to the point of annoyance.

[Hudler]

33 to 36 year old guys tend to be married. Or skeezy. Or married and skeezy.

yeah. and 25 year old guys tend to be hot. and virile.

There's plenty of unmarried guys in their thirties,you just gotta lower your hair and beer belly standards.