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docellis
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by docellis October 26 08, 9:57 am
why do i keep hooking up with 25 year old guys. I want a nice 33 or 36 year old guy. but they all have beer bellies or moobs.
Jocephus
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by Jocephus October 26 08, 10:30 am
cuz
ThatGuy
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by ThatGuy October 26 08, 10:32 am
cardsfansince82
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by cardsfansince82 October 26 08, 11:13 am
I am in fact 25 years old. For less than another month. Time is running out.
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by KyCardinalFan October 26 08, 11:20 am
cardsfansince82 wrote: I am in fact 25 years old. For less than another month. Time is running out.
Man boobs?
docellis
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by docellis October 26 08, 11:32 am
my friend that i was with last night hates me now. she doesn't want to ever go drinking with me again. she says i ditched her. but that isn't the way i see it.
jim
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by jim October 26 08, 11:55 am
docellis wrote: my friend that i was with last night hates me now. she doesn't want to ever go drinking with me again. she says i ditched her. but that isn't the way i see it.
Was it one of those Joe the Plumber fellas? How are his pipes?
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by Leroy October 26 08, 12:57 pm
It is obvious that you want someone hot lookin', but with a good personality as well. But there ain't many of us Leroys around that aren't taken.
docellis
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by docellis October 26 08, 2:18 pm
he was not a joe the plumber. he was a slice of bolgna. a piece of meat.
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by ghostrunner October 26 08, 2:38 pm
docellis wrote: why do i keep hooking up with 25 year old guys. I want a nice 33 or 36 year old guy. but they all have beer bellies or moobs.
I am 35 and have lost my beer belly. I assume you have no problem with married men, but how do you feel about back hair?
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