Too old to:

[Leroy]

Bang a highschooler.

[lukethedrifter]

I'm not too old to jump on the inflatables.

I wanted to post the link about the 30ish local woman who died recently doing that at her stepson's birthday party but it seemed inappropriate.

[docellis]

I'm not too old to jump on the inflatables.

I wanted to post the link about the 30ish local woman who died recently doing that at her stepson's birthday party but it seemed inappropriate.

I remember reading about that. Freak accident I guess.

Anyway, I have keys to a place with giant inflatables. They are much more fun when there are no kids there.

[thrill]

I can't mosh anymore. I can't get in fights anymore. I can't drink on work nights anymore. I can't call in sick when I'm not sick more than once a year anymore.

[TimeForGuinness]

Have fun decaying...losers.

I rock out with my c*ck out

[Magneto2.0]

Eat whatever I want without it effecting my weight.

[heyzeus]

Appear on any MTV show like the Real World. A sobering thought. They're all like 22.

[lukethedrifter]

Appear on any MTV show like the Real World. A sobering thought. They're all like 22.

At your age that's not supposed to be appealing anyway.

[StatmanCrothers]

http://www.j-tull.co.uk/Discography/JT-tooold.jpg

[tothebeach08]

The thing is we aren't too old to try to do any of it, you just have to not care that you look like a fool. As soon as you just don't care what you look like or what other people think, then anything goes.

I ran my car off the road last week because I was watching some guys run without their shirts on. Come to find out they were from a high school football team! Technically, yeah I'm too old for that, but they looked really good. D-Day is coming very very soon.