Too old to:

[docellis]

I'm not too old to jump on the inflatables.

[AdmiralKird]

Play in the ball pit.

I was never allowed to play in the ball pit.

That sucks, you could always find lost Chuck'e Cheese coins in there.

[obucard]

Play in the ball pit.

I was never allowed to play in the ball pit.

That sucks, you could always find lost Chuck'e Cheese coins in there.

Every time I went there the ball pit seemed to be the refuge for the kids with the sniffles.

[cardsfansince82]

I have decided that definitively, I am too old to do acid.

This is true. I think I'm too old to do any drugs anymore other than drink.

I'm definitely too old to attend any high school parties, and probably too old to attend a college party.

I'm probably too old to get in a fight anymore. Too much at stake and not many things are worth fighting over after a certain age.

[Radbird]

Too old to wear my baseball cap backwards.

[lukethedrifter]

I'd say I was too old to get into a fistfight but in my line of work there's no age limit.

I'm not too old to climb a tree. Or at least I don't have enough sense not to.




That leaves me with
I'm too old to do the drugs and get drunk until I pass out.

[Popeye_Card]

I'm too old to hit on college girls anymore. That stinks, because there are a LOT of hot college girls out there.

I'm too old to go out and play a full sports game without "getting in shape" first.

I'm too old to get stinking drunk anymore. I don't want to waste the next day with a hangover.

[Popeye_Card]

Here's kinda a sad one. I'm too old to still think my father knows everything. It is a sad day when you come to realize you're now as smart or smarter than your parents on certain subjects.

[wart57]

do anything athletic or requiring physical effort and not be in some sort of pain the next day.

[maddash]

What are you too old to do?

I have decided that definitively, I am too old to do acid.

The beauty of growing old is that you'll eventually get to an age where you're too old not to do acid.