I was heading out this morning to grab a coffee. Walking down the street, I noticed that my neighbors were finally throwing out a stuffed animal likeness of a husky that sat in their living room window for years. It was big--about 3 feet long--and a fairly good likeness of a dog. It laying there on the ground made me do a double-take.
So what does Jack do? He picks up the ersatz house pet and places it on its side in the middle of the street. He figures that somebody driving down the street will see it and freak out, thinking someone's poor pet has just been run over.
I didn't know I had that in me.
I Have a Dark Side
- Hungary Jack
- Mother Earth
- Posts: 19536
- Joined: July 24 06, 6:03 am
- Location: In Cognito
- omaha_red
- Hall Of Famer
- Posts: 12963
- Joined: April 18 06, 7:53 am
- Location: toning it done
Re: I Have a Dark Side
jim's not going to find this funny
- Radio_Bugtussle
- Perennial All-Star
- Posts: 3450
- Joined: July 26 06, 9:51 am
- Location: Searching for the perfect microbrew
Re: I Have a Dark Side
Hungary Jack wrote:I was heading out this morning to grab a coffee. Walking down the street, I noticed that my neighbors were finally throwing out a stuffed animal likeness of a husky that sat in their living room window for years. It was big--about 3 feet long--and a fairly good likeness of a dog. It laying there on the ground made me do a double-take.
So what does Jack do? He picks up the ersatz house pet and places it on its side in the middle of the street. He figures that somebody driving down the street will see it and freak out, thinking someone's poor pet has just been run over.
I didn't know I had that in me.
As Mother Carlson once said in WKRP in Cincinnati, "You've been a bad boy...""
- docellis
- America's Most Beloved Twitter Joke Thief
- Posts: 24741
- Joined: April 18 06, 6:54 pm
Re: I Have a Dark Side
Radio_Bugtussle wrote:![]()
As Mother Carlson once said in WKRP in Cincinnati, "You've been a bad boy...""
I was just watching WKRP (via myspace somehow) last night. I miss that show.
- Cronos
- In perpetuum
- Posts: 34778
- Joined: June 30 06, 7:49 am
- Location: St. Louis
Re: I Have a Dark Side
Ersatz, even? Nice.




