I Love Mrs. Jack, But...

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Hungary Jack
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...her Martha Stewart gene sometimes propels her to do things that defy any sort of logical explanation.

To celebrate the fall season, she decided to bring home some pumpkins, harvest corn, and a hay bale to decorate the front porch. Don't mind the fact that we are smack in the midst of an urban area.

She brought home a full-sized hay bale from the hay bale superstore (Home Depot). It occupied roughly 1/3 of the front porch, so I split in half.

Now I have an extra half bay of hay--high quality alfalfa. Please bring your goats and large hooved animals over to my house for feeding...

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I appreciate the opportunity, but I have no interactions with livestock. Maybe THIS individual will take you up on your offer.....

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I'd ship it to Leroy.

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Hungary Jack wrote:...her Martha Stewart gene sometimes propels her to do things that defy any sort of logical explanation.

To celebrate the fall season, she decided to bring home some pumpkins, harvest corn, and a hay bale to decorate the front porch. Don't mind the fact that we are smack in the midst of an urban area.

She brought home a full-sized hay bale from the hay bale superstore (Home Depot). It occupied roughly 1/3 of the front porch, so I split in half.

Now I have an extra half bay of hay--high quality alfalfa. Please bring your goats and large hooved animals over to my house for feeding...

Sounds very familiar

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TimeForGuinness wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:...her Martha Stewart gene sometimes propels her to do things that defy any sort of logical explanation.

To celebrate the fall season, she decided to bring home some pumpkins, harvest corn, and a hay bale to decorate the front porch. Don't mind the fact that we are smack in the midst of an urban area.

She brought home a full-sized hay bale from the hay bale superstore (Home Depot). It occupied roughly 1/3 of the front porch, so I split in half.

Now I have an extra half bay of hay--high quality alfalfa. Please bring your goats and large hooved animals over to my house for feeding...

Sounds very familiar
Investing in alfalfa futures is a smart move in this economy.

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My horses would love to take it off your porch...but they don't like drive thru...can you bring it to our farm?

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Use the extra to make a scarecrow.

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That's a great idea, Geen.

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