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docellis wrote:Seriously...someone said this to me this weekend "What? I've never been turned down for sex before!"

I am irritated by that comment.
I'm irritated by that comment as well. For some of the same but also many more different reasons.

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cronos....what are your feelings about the concept of prostitution? I mean, what would you think of flying in to visit 82 in Vegas (he is the best host ever) and hitting up the bunny ranch?
i'm kidding, but i'm not because i have been drinking. if i was a guy and i wanted to scratch that itch, i'd just pay if there were other factors keeping me feeling itchy instead of scratched.

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docellis wrote:cronos....what are your feelings about the concept of prostitution? I mean, what would you think of flying in to visit 82 in Vegas (he is the best host ever) and hitting up the bunny ranch?
i'm kidding, but i'm not because i have been drinking. if i was a guy and i wanted to scratch that itch, i'd just pay if there were other factors keeping me feeling itchy instead of scratched.
I think it's cheating.

And I don't mean cheating in the sense of cheating on someone else, just cheating in the sense that I think throwing money at something(not just in this case but any situation) doesn't bring about the same sense of accomplishment and/or satisfaction, much less what, in my opinion, that act is supposed to mean in the first place.

Michael suggested the same thing to me. I don't see the point.

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Cronos69 wrote: I think it's cheating.

And I don't mean cheating in the sense of cheating on someone else, just cheating in the sense that I think throwing money at something(not just in this case but any situation) doesn't bring about the same sense of accomplishment and/or satisfaction, much less what, in my opinion, that act is supposed to mean in the first place.

Michael suggested the same thing to me. I don't see the point.
I suppose it is up to you. Would you feel worse about "cheating" or do you feel worse now? Maybe it would give you that extra bit of confidence you need to form a real relationship afterwards.

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I wish I knew how to respond to those questions, Doc and 82, seriously I do. But if I delve much deeper I'm going to be blown out of the water much like I was in a recent thread in rants that was locked(and for some reason I can't find. Must have gotten purged or something; no matter).

To say whether it would make me feel better or worse now is not really the point. To say whether I would feel better or worse now if it had happened around the time it does for the average person is the real question.

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docellis wrote:cronos....what are your feelings about the concept of prostitution? I mean, what would you think of flying in to visit 82 in Vegas (he is the best host ever) and hitting up the bunny ranch?
i'm kidding, but i'm not because i have been drinking. if i was a guy and i wanted to scratch that itch, i'd just pay if there were other factors keeping me feeling itchy instead of scratched.
I'm not cronos, but I think I'd rather give myself a rough handy. You still get the shame, but without the risk of disease.

EDIT - That was so good I might quote myself

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
docellis wrote:cronos....what are your feelings about the concept of prostitution? I mean, what would you think of flying in to visit 82 in Vegas (he is the best host ever) and hitting up the bunny ranch?
i'm kidding, but i'm not because i have been drinking. if i was a guy and i wanted to scratch that itch, i'd just pay if there were other factors keeping me feeling itchy instead of scratched.
I'm not cronos, but I think I'd rather give myself a rough handy. You still get the shame, but without the risk of disease.
You wouldn't leap to do so if that's all you ever had or feel like you ever will.

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Cronos69 wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
docellis wrote:cronos....what are your feelings about the concept of prostitution? I mean, what would you think of flying in to visit 82 in Vegas (he is the best host ever) and hitting up the bunny ranch?
i'm kidding, but i'm not because i have been drinking. if i was a guy and i wanted to scratch that itch, i'd just pay if there were other factors keeping me feeling itchy instead of scratched.
I'm not cronos, but I think I'd rather give myself a rough handy. You still get the shame, but without the risk of disease.
You wouldn't leap to do so if that's all you ever had or feel like you ever will.
That settles it, when I come to Chicago, I'm getting you laid.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote: That settles it, when I come to Chicago, I'm getting you laid.
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