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Seriously...someone said this to me this weekend "What? I've never been turned down for sex before!"
I am irritated by that comment. Irritated enough that I am only posting now because I have had a weird drink or 4.
I am irritated by that comment. Irritated enough that I am only posting now because I have had a weird drink or 4.
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Re: Seriously
I got this one guys.docellis wrote:Seriously...someone said this to me this weekend "What? I've never been turned down for sex before!"
I am irritated by that comment. Irritated enough that I am only posting now because I have had a weird drink or 4.
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you guys are turning into an army
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If it helps, I guarantee that guy is lying. If he's someone that's out trying to pick up girls anyway.
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nope. this was a guy that I was sort of seeing....(in the least possible serious way one can date someone - like, in a way that i barely want to acknowledge but I am not sure what else to call it when i do go to dinner with him every so often)...but he was still probably lying.haltz wrote:If it helps, I guarantee that guy is lying. If he's someone that's out trying to pick up girls anyway.
i have really bad taste in men.
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Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.
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Well done soldierhaltz wrote:I got this one guys.docellis wrote:Seriously...someone said this to me this weekend "What? I've never been turned down for sex before!"
I am irritated by that comment. Irritated enough that I am only posting now because I have had a weird drink or 4.
(awards a star)

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that is cucking awesomeTimeForGuinness wrote:
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I am guessing the bolded, latter guess. but seriously, who says [expletive] like that? wtf?haltz wrote:Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.
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...only I can give these awards...wear it with honor, haltz

