Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

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thrill wrote:
tothebeach08 wrote:nosiness (I think) and I also think your right normal conversation and nosiness. BUT could be more depending on the local competition. Maybe he's the only thing close to being hitable in the general vicinity. If the boyfriend is long distance, the nights are long and lonely, the bed is big and empty, the girl may be, you know, ready.
I've come to the conclusion you are hornier than me, and that's nothing to sneeze at.

LMAO.......You have no idea!

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haltz wrote:she's ready, phin.
Time to let the big dog eat.

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start forgetting to zip your pants at work.

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This could be one of those things you look back on years later and wonder why you never acted on the apparent opening that she provided.

Or you could act and come home to find your pet rabbit stewing on your stovetop someday.

Choose the former and there are only regrets. The latter course of action comes with its fair share of regrets too, but also some hot action and possibly some decent hausenfeffer to boot.

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tothebeach08 wrote:BUT could be more depending on the local competition. Maybe he's the only thing close to being hitable in the general vicinity.
She's concluded that you have the right number of chromosomes. It's just a matter of time now.

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She fully wants it.

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she wants to ride the baloney pony

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Look out. Soon, the clock will strike midnight, and *POOF*, phin will be transformed into the safe, nonsexual male friend.

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phin: So, if you're not busy after work...ya know I was just thinking...maybe we could grab a beer or something.
hot jr associate: Are you asking me out?
phin: No, no, nothing like that, just a beer. Unless...
hot jr associate: Okay, because if you're asking me out I should let you know I'm a lesbian.
phin: What? You're a lesbian?
hot jr. associate: Yeah, I was dating this guy and we were kind of serious and then I don't know, he just turned me off guys for a while. You know what? You remind me of him.

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