Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

[sighyoung]

Don't most horror movies with murderous junior associates begin like this?

[wart57]

So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.

300 lb trolls need lovin too.....

[Agent25]

There is nothing wrong with sleeping around before you are married.

Heck, it's expected.

[Sutter'sBeard]

So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.

300 lb trolls need lovin too.....

and bacon and cake and maybe some powdered doughnuts. and some really big underwear.

[ghostrunner]

This thread is worthless without morally questionable, surreptitiously captured mobile phone pics.

Yeah, I can just see it now:

HR: Phinstd, please come to HR...oh and bring your badge please.

Wuss.

[TimeForGuinness]

So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.

300 lb trolls need lovin too.....

...but they have to pay

[thrill]

This thread is worthless without morally questionable, surreptitiously captured mobile phone pics.

Yeah, come on, Phin! Don't go all Popeye on us! I can't take the teasing.

[wart57]

So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.

300 lb trolls need lovin too.....

and bacon and cake and maybe some powdered doughnuts. and some really big underwear.

see they need love and cake together!!!

[phins]

Mmmmmmmmm.....caaaaaaake.

[jimedmondsfan]

Wart? How did you get my wedding photo? LOL