Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

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Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

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So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.

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Do you have any openings?

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AdmiralKird wrote:Do you have any openings?
That's what he said...

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This thread is worthless without morally questionable, surreptitiously captured mobile phone pics.

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phinstd wrote:So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.
Don't ever get your honey where you get your money.

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wart57 wrote:
phinstd wrote:So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.
Don't ever get your honey where you get your money.
Oh, I know my friend...that's why it's a combo rant/rave, and not just a rave.
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ghostrunner wrote:This thread is worthless without morally questionable, surreptitiously captured mobile phone pics.
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ghostrunner wrote:This thread is worthless without morally questionable, surreptitiously captured mobile phone pics.
Yeah, I can just see it now:

HR: Phinstd, please come to HR...oh and bring your badge please.

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There is nothing wrong with sleeping around before you are married.

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Leroy wrote:There is nothing wrong with sleeping around before you are married.
Leroy always brings quality information to the table :wink:

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