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GatewaySnayke wrote:Why does JL hate Michigan?
Because he <3's wisconsin.

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thrill wrote:
GatewaySnayke wrote:Why does JL hate Michigan?
Because he <3's wisconsin.
What? Really? I don't understand JL. A Cardinals/Red Sox/Badgers fan? One in a million.

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I would not hit it.

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Tambourine Man wrote:Oh, you can go ahead and call me out by name. If you get your jollies by watching one of the Earnhardt look-a-likes trot in from the bullpen to close it out against the Marlins, so be it. You'll see it quite a few more times in the coming weeks. Wellemeyer's hair ain't that purdy. They could stand to add a few more TV's in that main bar area. I deserve some credit for not cheering out loud like the people in the other room.
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GatewaySnayke wrote:
thrill wrote:
GatewaySnayke wrote:Why does JL hate Michigan?
Because he <3's wisconsin.
What? Really? I don't understand JL. A Cardinals/Red Sox/Badgers fan? One in a million.
Mostly I just get annoyed with the way that Michigan ends up in the top 10 every year regardless of how they perform. But that's another rant.

EDIT: And I wouldn't hit Michael Phelps' mom either, haltz.

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Michael Phelps' mother has had more wolverines inside her than the Detroit Zoo.

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omaha_red wrote:
sighyoung wrote:
omaha_red wrote:i'd hit it
She was winking at me, omaha.
i'll fight you for her
Mrs. Phelps massaging oil onto my bloody, bruised body . . . mmm mmm mmm

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Poor Jennifer Lopez. The new mom is training for a triathlon, but everyone is too busy watching the Olympics to notice.
Lopez, who appeared on "Good Morning America" Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’”

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Mrs. Phelps' mom can't go for a swim because her (bad word) creates a whirlpool.

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