Rant: Michael Phelps Mom

[jim]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

[TimeForGuinness]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

...and he sure gets a lot of olympic ass too.

I wonder how the fish tacos are in the olympic village?

[Dillagii]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

...and he sure gets a lot of olympic ass too.

I wonder how the fish tacos are in the olympic village?

I heard they give condoms for free to every athlete in the Olympic village.

[TimeForGuinness]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

...and he sure gets a lot of olympic ass too.

I wonder how the fish tacos are in the olympic village?

I heard they give condoms for free to every athlete in the Olympic village.

(starts training)

[Dillagii]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

...and he sure gets a lot of olympic ass too.

I wonder how the fish tacos are in the olympic village?

I heard they give condoms for free to every athlete in the Olympic village.

(starts training)

Is there a push-up competition in Olympics?

[jim]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

...and he sure gets a lot of olympic ass too.

I wonder how the fish tacos are in the olympic village?

I'm sure he does. You know what they say about guys with a freakishly long torso.

[TimeForGuinness]

You know what they say about guys with a freakishly long torso.

They have trouble keeping their shirts tucked in?

[Sutter'sBeard]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

...and he sure gets a lot of olympic ass too.

I wonder how the fish tacos are in the olympic village?

I heard they give condoms for free to every athlete in the Olympic village.

Do they give them to athlete's moms?

[TimeForGuinness]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

...and he sure gets a lot of olympic ass too.

I wonder how the fish tacos are in the olympic village?

I heard they give condoms for free to every athlete in the Olympic village.

Do they give them to athlete's moms?

only if omaha is there.

[Dillagii]

That Michael Phelps sure can swim though, can't he?

...and he sure gets a lot of olympic ass too.

I wonder how the fish tacos are in the olympic village?

I heard they give condoms for free to every athlete in the Olympic village.

Do they give them to athlete's moms?

No. But they give it to their sisters.