tothebeach08 wrote:Even if you think she has a "butterface", which I'm not exactly sure what that is but apparently it is not good, her face is much prettier than Kerri's and the body - well there's no comparison now is there.
A "butterface" is a woman who has a nice body, "but her face" isn't so nice.
That explained, I don't see how it applies to Jessica Simpson. She's hot, but her personality really takes her down several notches in my book. I have a way of letting personality drastically affect my perception of beauty.
Popeye, you're exactly right. There's so much more to attraction than looks.
I have this vision that it's like being magically transported into Crystal Gayle's dreams.
You might not be far off. There's a lot of traditional country food and music (no shortage of banjos and Rocky Top), and the decor is pretty darn authentic. They've even got a place in the park where you can buy a handbuilt horse-drawn carriage (VERY expensive). It's basically a big slice of East Tennessee/Appalachia, with some fun rides thrown in here and there. I've had a good time there in the past (I've gone four or five times), but if you're looking for tons of rides and rollercoasters, you might want to go elsewhere. They've got a few, but nothing like Six Flags.
A season pass actually costs less than buying two single-day tickets, so if you're planning on going more than once, it's a no-brainer.
Dollywood also give you the outstanding opportunity to pay 12 dollars for a turkey sandwich, a small serving of chips and a 12 oz drink.
Of course, it will be cheaper next time, now that I know where I can borrow free season passes the next time we go over there.
tothebeach08 wrote:Even if you think she has a "butterface", which I'm not exactly sure what that is but apparently it is not good, her face is much prettier than Kerri's and the body - well there's no comparison now is there.
A "butterface" is a woman who has a nice body, "but her face" isn't so nice.
That explained, I don't see how it applies to Jessica Simpson. She's hot, but her personality really takes her down several notches in my book. I have a way of letting personality drastically affect my perception of beauty.
Her personality is reflected in her face. She always looks vapid or like she's trying to divide 3,871 by 1,924.
Spider John wrote:Dollywood also give you the outstanding opportunity to pay 12 dollars for a turkey sandwich, a small serving of chips and a 12 oz drink.
Of course, it will be cheaper next time, now that I know where I can borrow free season passes the next time we go over there.
Unfortunately, I haven't yet been over there this season, so at the moment I don't have a pass.
As an aside, Jessica Simpson has always reminded me of the llama from The Emperor's New Groove (in the face, at least). I have no idea why.
I have this vision that it's like being magically transported into Crystal Gayle's dreams.
You might not be far off. There's a lot of traditional country food and music (no shortage of banjos and Rocky Top), and the decor is pretty darn authentic. They've even got a place in the park where you can buy a handbuilt horse-drawn carriage (VERY expensive). It's basically a big slice of East Tennessee/Appalachia, with some fun rides thrown in here and there. I've had a good time there in the past (I've gone four or five times), but if you're looking for tons of rides and rollercoasters, you might want to go elsewhere. They've got a few, but nothing like Six Flags.
A season pass actually costs less than buying two single-day tickets, so if you're planning on going more than once, it's a no-brainer.
Dollywood also give you the outstanding opportunity to pay 12 dollars for a turkey sandwich, a small serving of chips and a 12 oz drink.
tothebeach08 wrote:Even if you think she has a "butterface", which I'm not exactly sure what that is but apparently it is not good, her face is much prettier than Kerri's and the body - well there's no comparison now is there.
A "butterface" is a woman who has a nice body, "but her face" isn't so nice.
That explained, I don't see how it applies to Jessica Simpson. She's hot, but her personality really takes her down several notches in my book. I have a way of letting personality drastically affect my perception of beauty.
Popeye, you're exactly right. There's so much more to attraction than looks.
Yes, like limited moral standards.
Some things are better left implied than explicitly stated.
MrCrowesGarden wrote:Would you hit it for a .315 average?
I'd like to respond with something witty but I'm just going to let that stand on it's own. Anything I'd say would only diminish how hilarious your post is.
