Two things I am feeling guilty about

[docellis]

1. I like the guns shooting in the M.I.A. Paper Planes song. A lot. And I don't think I should like them.
2. I wouldn't ask the Shop N Save people where the couscous was because I didn't think they would know what it was. Instead I wandered around for 20 minutes looking for it. I feel snobby.

[Numbers]

At least you're not a drunk viking.

[haltz]

Yesterday I asked someone at the grocery store if they had any baby bok choy and he looked at me like I asked him where I could find toast with the virgin of guadalupe's face on it.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

1. I like the guns shooting in the M.I.A. Paper Planes song. A lot. And I don't think I should like them.
2. I wouldn't ask the Shop N Save people where the couscous was because I didn't think they would know what it was. Instead I wandered around for 20 minutes looking for it. I feel snobby.

Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go
Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go

Don't feel bad.
1. I went out earlier tonight and broke up a fight by telling both guys that they better pray to their Gods that I don't get angry cause I'm not gonna pick sides.
2. Then I made them buy me drinks.
3. Me and my friend pseudo bounce (regulate) at the bar we frequent and try to one up each other with corny one liners when we toss people. I won tonight with "suck my pain" when I threw someone out.

We're big dorks.

Anyways, you shouldn't feel bad for anything.

[AdmiralKird]

couscous

That name sounds like something you'll never find at Shop N Save. Try Petsmart.