Don't tell me to be honest
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TimeForGuinness
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
I think Karp is trying to point out the perceived Catch 22: You don't think you can date someone you've slept with on the first date, but to get to the second date you need to sleep with them on the first.
...or something like that.
...just say your a manwhore and you just want to bang, bang, bang all night and really don't want a girlfriend right now
...let us down easy though...we don't want our feelings hurt...we can just be friends for awhile...smile at each other and hold uncomfortable conversations...until we start calling every night wondering where you are...hoping...showing up at the bar...starting down other women...hoping...wildly throwing our drunken selves at you while you constantly turn us down...then blow up in a fight saying that you never appreciated us...and start spreading rumors about your small penis all over campus...while secretly still hoping you'll come back to us
*sniff*
...or something like that.
...just say your a manwhore and you just want to bang, bang, bang all night and really don't want a girlfriend right now
...let us down easy though...we don't want our feelings hurt...we can just be friends for awhile...smile at each other and hold uncomfortable conversations...until we start calling every night wondering where you are...hoping...showing up at the bar...starting down other women...hoping...wildly throwing our drunken selves at you while you constantly turn us down...then blow up in a fight saying that you never appreciated us...and start spreading rumors about your small penis all over campus...while secretly still hoping you'll come back to us
*sniff*
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
TFG nails it.TimeForGuinness wrote:I think Karp is trying to point out the perceived Catch 22: You don't think you can date someone you've slept with on the first date, but to get to the second date you need to sleep with them on the first.
...or something like that.
...just say your a manwhore and you just want to bang, bang, bang all night and really don't want a girlfriend right now
...let us down easy though...we don't want our feelings hurt...we can just be friends for awhile...smile at each other and hold uncomfortable conversations...until we start calling every night wondering where you are...hoping...showing up at the bar...starting down other women...hoping...wildly throwing our drunken selves at you while you constantly turn us down...then blow up in a fight saying that you never appreciated us...and start spreading rumors about your small penis all over campus...while secretly still hoping you'll come back to us
*sniff*
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
Not really a catch 22, just the way it worked out with this particular girl. I just hope she doesn't start telling everyone how small my penis is.TimeForGuinness wrote:I think Karp is trying to point out the perceived Catch 22: You don't think you can date someone you've slept with on the first date, but to get to the second date you need to sleep with them on the first.
...or something like that.
...just say your a manwhore and you just want to bang, bang, bang all night and really don't want a girlfriend right now
...let us down easy though...we don't want our feelings hurt...we can just be friends for awhile...smile at each other and hold uncomfortable conversations...until we start calling every night wondering where you are...hoping...showing up at the bar...starting down other women...hoping...wildly throwing our drunken selves at you while you constantly turn us down...then blow up in a fight saying that you never appreciated us...and start spreading rumors about your small penis all over campus...while secretly still hoping you'll come back to us
*sniff*
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
InvincibleCakeEater wrote: I just hope she doesn't start telling everyone how small my penis is.
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
lol @ docellis
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
nice Doc
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
I think we can all admit, this thread has hit rock bottom.
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
Be honest now...phinstd wrote:I think we can all admit, this thread has hit rock bottom.
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Re: Don't tell me to be honest
Methinks he has no idea what rock bottom really is.TimeForGuinness wrote:Be honest now...phinstd wrote:I think we can all admit, this thread has hit rock bottom.
It's up to one of us to show him, TFG.
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