Rant: Overplayed Sprinkler Jokes

[wart57]

So my sprinkler goes to the doctor and says, 'It hurts when I do this.'

The doctor says, 'Then don't do this.'

A sprinkler walks in to a bar, the next sprinkler ducked.

[Leroy]

So my sprinkler goes to the doctor and says, 'It hurts when I do this.'

The doctor says, 'Then don't do this.'

A sprinkler walks in to a bar, the next sprinkler ducked.

An oscillating sprinkler, a rotary sprinkler, and a pulsating sprinkler walk into a bar, and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of a joke?'

[TabascoElvis]

Why did the sprinkler cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

[stlouie_lipp]

Two penguins are talking a shower. The first says "pass the soap".

The second one says "What do you think I am, a sprinkler?"

[wart57]

where does the little sprinkler keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.

[sighyoung]

So the sprinkler goes to the doctor says, "Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do this."

The doctor asks, "Have you had this condition before?"

"Yes."

"Well, you've got it again."