Visitations/Funerals

[omaha_red]

Personally, I want a closed casket with a recording of myself, pounding on something and saying "Let me out! I'm not dead!" playing from the inside. And then after that, I'm going to be stuffed. TFG will keep me on display in his living room.

This is true...his hands will be my fancy beer koozies.

Just don't let anyone put their penis in my corpse's mouth.

I mean, if you're going to promise to keep someone's stuffed corpse, you should be respectful.

this thread just took a quacktastic turn

will i get banned if i sig that?

[Simbagal23]

Personally, I want a closed casket with a recording of myself, pounding on something and saying "Let me out! I'm not dead!" playing from the inside. And then after that, I'm going to be stuffed. TFG will keep me on display in his living room.

This is true...his hands will be my fancy beer koozies.

Just don't let anyone put their penis in my corpse's mouth.

I mean, if you're going to promise to keep someone's stuffed corpse, you should be respectful.

He could put some awesome tshirts on you, too, depending on the circumstances. My vote, for starters, is "Paddle faster. I hear banjo music!"....that'll get the party started!

[tothebeach08]

Personally, I want a closed casket with a recording of myself, pounding on something and saying "Let me out! I'm not dead!" playing from the inside. And then after that, I'm going to be stuffed. TFG will keep me on display in his living room.

This is true...his hands will be my fancy beer koozies.

Just don't let anyone put their penis in my corpse's mouth.

I mean, if you're going to promise to keep someone's stuffed corpse, you should be respectful.

I don't know if I would count on this....I'm sure you'll make a great centerpiece at some wild parties.

[JL21]

Some shirt suggestions:

[TimeForGuinness]

Or a shirt that says..."Are you happy to see me or is that rigor mortis in your pocket?"

[omaha_red]

Or a shirt that says..."Are you happy to see me or is that rigor mortis in your pocket?"

or... or.. "please don't put your penis in my dead mouth hole"

[JL21]

This one works (from The Onion, but it's got a dirty word on it, so it's a spoiler).

[SHOW]

[TimeForGuinness]

I'll just put JL21 in my window...with different seasonal outfits on depending on the time of year. And when Andrew McCarthy comes by, he'll magically come alive...and have many wacky, sexy adventures...

[JL21]

I'll just put JL21 in my window...with different seasonal outfits on depending on the time of year. And when Andrew McCarthy comes by, he'll magically come alive...and have many wacky, sexy adventures...

Put me in sexual positions with mannequins.

[TabascoElvis]

I'll just put JL21 in my window...with different seasonal outfits on depending on the time of year. And when Andrew McCarthy comes by, he'll magically come alive...and have many wacky, sexy adventures...

for some reason this is the image that popped in my mind