People who assume the door is unlocked

[docellis]

Do you ever shout "I'M IN HERE!"

I never say anything - it should be obvious that someone is in there if the door is locked.

Plus, if I said something, then they would know it was me in the bathroom, and I have some people convinced that I never go, and I don't want to shatter any illusions.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Same here.

you guys should all just use your radiohead voice.

falsetto to disguise your voice

[JL21]

I would love to overhear a co-worker walking through the halls saying "I think Thom Yorke is pooping in the company bathroom."

I wouldn't stop laughing for a week.

[stlouie_lipp]

Do you ever shout "I'M IN HERE!"

I never say anything - it should be obvious that someone is in there if the door is locked.

Plus, if I said something, then they would know it was me in the bathroom, and I have some people convinced that I never go, and I don't want to shatter any illusions.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Same here.

That makes four of us.

[tothebeach08]

I would love to overhear a co-worker walking through the halls saying "I think Thom Yorke is pooping in the company bathroom."

I wouldn't stop laughing for a week.

This actually happens at my office. Very entertaining!

[thrill]

I would love to overhear a co-worker walking through the halls saying "I think Thom Yorke is pooping in the company bathroom."

I wouldn't stop laughing for a week.

It's actually what the song Weird Fishez is about. Poop.

[lukethedrifter]

Um, you're gonna have to describe the box for me so that I can think outside of it. edit: oh crap. wrong thread.

[planet planet]

The shoes always give it away. Sorry, guys. I actually try to make the no. 2 doer when I enter a stinky bathroom.

[UK]

Do you ever shout "I'M IN HERE!"

I never say anything - it should be obvious that someone is in there if the door is locked.

Plus, if I said something, then they would know it was me in the bathroom, and I have some people convinced that I never go, and I don't want to shatter any illusions.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Same here.

That makes four of us.

True story, in 9 1/2 years at my company I have had to use the stall once.

Or should I use secrets instead of true story...?