Girls with Boyfriends

[JL21]

and means you can't go to one of your favorite bars anymore, make sure you get at least a [expletive] out of the deal.

The ultimate "Don't poop where you eat."

All he has to do is bang her and then get her fired.

That's not a bad idea.

[maddash]

and means you can't go to one of your favorite bars anymore, make sure you get at least a [expletive] out of the deal.

The ultimate "Don't poop where you eat."

All he has to do is bang her and then get her fired.

That's not a bad idea.

Unfortunately, I can't full credit:
http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheSoup.html

[haltz]

When you dump the bodies, make sure you don't get antsy. Make yourself row all the way out to the middle of the lake, then check and make sure the weights are secure, or they are just going to wash back up on shore.

[Swatcat27]

When you dump the bodies, make sure you don't get antsy. Make yourself row all the way out to the middle of the lake, then check and make sure the weights are secure, or they are just going to wash back up on shore.

Probably exactly what the bf is thinking right now. Talking to himself.

[G. Keenan]

This situation is going to end awkwardly. I can't wait to hear about it.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I think I figured out a little more today. The BF manages the bar and is a workaholic. She just feels ignored I'm pretty sure. Anyways, I told her that I'll hang out with her, but only in a group situation. So, I'm gonna bang her friend and see what happens.

[Leroy]

See, now you're getting somewhere.

[phins]

As long as you're at least getting laid out of the deal.

Personally, I'd bang the friend first (now that you're where you are), make her insanely jealous by doign that, then bang her.

Might as well...

[Cronos]

Good luck with this. It doesn't seem like it's going to end well.

[Dillagii]

Good luck with this. It doesn't seem like it's going to end well.

It always ends well if banging is involved.