Satellite pointing at trees
- docellis
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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
It cost $35.
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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
docs chainsaw???


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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
Jocephus wrote:docs chainsaw???
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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
This sounds like something Clark Griswold would do.docellis wrote:So I guess with all the rain and whatever the trees in my backyard (and all my neighbors yards that back up to my yard) have really grown. To the point that I can no longer watch baseball games.
When they installed the satellite they pointed it at trees.
So I went out and started chopping trees down. After I chopped the first two down and saw that the reception did not change at all, I gave up on chopping trees down.
They won't come out to fix it until Thursday.
I have been on vacation since last Thursday, so I haven't seen one baseball game in a week. I am jonesing. Enough to chop down trees.
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docellis wrote:It cost $35.
A $35 put it together job. I'll bet you that thing does some good cuttin'. If you really need a chainsaw around your property than I suggest just biting the bullet and buying that will cut and last. This with the 16" bar for example is perfect, I own one myself. And you don't even have to put it together!
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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
Technically, it is the dish pointed at the trees, I would think.
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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
way to increase your carbon footprint for the sake of satellite tv...

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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
Wouldn't it be easier to move the dish than to cut down the trees?
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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
she could have mounted it on top of the treesG. Keenan wrote:Wouldn't it be easier to move the dish than to cut down the trees?
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Re: Satellite pointing at trees
or climbed the trees and cut a hole in the branch coverage




