Idiot poker players

[thrill]

Youg uys should play me. At poker.

Where do you play?

Blggio. Caesars Palace. the Rio. MGM Grand. But I will met you in cyberspace if necessary.

What is the lowest nl tables at Belaggio?

2-5 NL is the minimum game there. But it's pretty good because the skill level a lot of the time is lower than a typical 1-2 game at another casino. Lots of rich tourist types. If you want to you can just play really tight and make a profit a lot of the time.

What's the minimum buy in?

$200. I usually sit down with $300.

When I went, I stuck to the 1-2 nl and usually bought with $200. I'll definitely hit the Bellagio next time.

[longhornbaseball]

So here's how all of the all-in situations went in my last HU match.

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Pot   Me     Him    Went in   My odds	 His odds	My win	His win
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640   Kh5c   JhJc   pre       27.8%      71.7%      0        1
880   Ad10s  Ks9c   pre       63.8%      35.8%      0        1
660   Qh10d  Jh10c  pre       71.6%      24.6%      0        1
620   Jd3s   Kd3d   pre       22.8%      73.9%      0        1
1240  5h6h   Ac6d   3hAh2s    45.7%      53.4%      1        1
1990  Js6d   10d7d  7hJd8d    43.8%      55.3%      0        1
2020  As7s   AcJh   pre       28.4%      64.2%      1        0
1560  Ac5h   9d6d   pre       54.2%      45.4%      0        1
2720  8c6c   AhQs   3c2d5c    62.1%      37.0%      0        1
560   10c5c  3d3s   pre       48.2%      50.3%      1        0
1120  Ad4d   Ac7s   pre       28.7%      44.7%      0        1        HE WINS!!!!!!
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				                  45.2%      50.6%      27.3%    81.8%

I don't know why I play this game.

[Ace]

I don't know why I play this game.

Me either.

The last three huge pots I've been in the last couple days (My hand is listed first):
QQ vs AK unsuited LOST
AA vs AK unsuited LOST
AK suited vs 99 LOST

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I don't know why I play this game.

Me either.

The last three huge pots I've been in the last couple days (My hand is listed first):
QQ vs AK unsuited LOST
AA vs AK unsuited LOST
AK suited vs 99 LOST

yikes, straight or flush? and please tell me you pushed it.