Rave: Geovanny Soto

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Are Cubs fans calling him Don Geovanny yet?

They've taken to simply saying his name, Geovany Soto. It's not uncommon to see a quote tree like this after Soto does something great.

Geovany Soto

[Hungary Jack]

Geo Soto has a nice ring to it.

[heyzeus]

And as fantasy owners know, he's 3 for his last 22 with 7 K's. He's good. But just not this week.

[doe_boy]

Geo Soto has a nice ring to it.

Is that the '99 Geo Soto or the '98?

[G. Keenan]

Geo Soto has a nice ring to it.

Is that the '99 Geo Soto or the '98?

I think heyzeus and omaha had that car when they were teenagers.

[heyzeus]

Geo Soto has a nice ring to it.

Is that the '99 Geo Soto or the '98?

I think heyzeus and omaha had that car when they were teenagers.

I still represent for the Geo Soto - see my sig.

[stlouie_lipp]

His sudden emergence is incredibly questionable to me. It's been done over enough AB's now that it's hard to label it as a fluke, but looking over his minor league stats, there's virtually nothing there until last season.

Steve Stone says that the sudden jump in his numbers has something to do with a change in "vitamins".

(don't shoot the messenger)

[Jim Hendry's Chins]

He's a sexy, sexy man.

sexiest man in baseball

[Hungary Jack]

Geo Soto goes yard again. Leads all rookies in RBI.

[thrill]

His sudden emergence is incredibly questionable to me. It's been done over enough AB's now that it's hard to label it as a fluke, but looking over his minor league stats, there's virtually nothing there until last season.

Steve Stone says that the sudden jump in his numbers has something to do with a change in "vitamins".

(don't shoot the messenger)

Steve Stone is a blow hard jerk off. I'm no Soto fan by any means, in fact I don't like him much at all. It's just that Steve Stone will open his mouth and say some ridiculous controversial statement about pretty much anything.