Alright, this is a silly thing to rant about, but my co-op has a shirt on today that very much accentuates her (rather nice) cleavage. Yes, she is attractive, so this would normally be a good thing.
Yet this is a bad thing. 1, she's my co-op. 2, she can't legally drink alcohol for several more months.
I never thought I would hope for the day to end so that I could not look at cleavage.
My co-op's shirt
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Re: My co-op's shirt
What's a co-op?
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thank youJackofDiamonds wrote:What's a co-op?
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Re: My co-op's shirt
This. Also ask her if she is ever in the greater Phoenix area.TabascoElvis wrote:thank youJackofDiamonds wrote:What's a co-op?
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a.k.a. "intern". i.e. College student working at my office, who reports to me in this case.
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Re: My co-op's shirt
Cleavage is a gift from our Maker which he intended for all to enjoy. Every time you look away, you are sinning before Him.
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How dare popeye shun God's creation?heyzeus wrote:Cleavage is a gift from our Maker which he intended for all to enjoy. Every time you look away, you are sinning before Him.
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Popeye doesn't want to get fired?thrill wrote:How dare popeye shun God's creation?heyzeus wrote:Cleavage is a gift from our Maker which he intended for all to enjoy. Every time you look away, you are sinning before Him.
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All kidding aside, I give you a lot of credit. Lecherous old man are sad. You're noticing and appreciating without crossing the line into creepville.Popeye_Card wrote:Popeye doesn't want to get fired?thrill wrote:How dare popeye shun God's creation?heyzeus wrote:Cleavage is a gift from our Maker which he intended for all to enjoy. Every time you look away, you are sinning before Him.
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JERRY: What were you doing?
GEORGE: Well, it's not my fault. You poked me!
JERRY: You're supposed to just take a peek after a poke. You were like you just put a quarter into one of those big metal things on top of the Empire State Building.
GEORGE: It's cleavage. I couldn't look away. What am I, waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life.
JERRY: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
GEORGE: All right. So, he caught me in a cleavage peek, so big deal. Who wouldn't look at his daughter's cleavage? She's got nice cleavage.
JERRY: That's why I poked.
GEORGE: That's why I peeked.
JERRY (to Elaine): If you hadn't gone into her restaurant, this never would have happened.
ELAINE: Look, I don't like people talking about my shoes behind my back, okay? My shoes are my business. The two of you shouldn't have been looking at some fifteen year-old's cleavage anyway!
GEORGE: He poked me!
JERRY: There was cleavage in the area. That's a reflex - <mimics nudging someone with an elbow> - cleavage-poke, cleavage-poke...
ELAINE: But she was fifteen.
JERRY: You don't consider age in the face of cleavage. This occurs on a molecular level, you can't control it! We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head.