Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
- Hungary Jack
- Mother Earth
- Posts: 19536
- Joined: July 24 06, 6:03 am
- Location: In Cognito
Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.
I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.
I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.
Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.
Who else is in?
I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.
I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.
Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.
Who else is in?
- Popeye_Card
- GRB's most intelligent & humble poster
- Posts: 31085
- Joined: April 17 06, 11:25 am
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.
I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.
I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.
Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.
Who else is in?
- Hungary Jack
- Mother Earth
- Posts: 19536
- Joined: July 24 06, 6:03 am
- Location: In Cognito
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
LOLPopeye_Card wrote:Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.
I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.
I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.
Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.
Who else is in?
- TabascoElvis
- Perennial All-Star
- Posts: 5728
- Joined: June 15 06, 8:29 am
- Location: Library of Congress? Detroit? Beyond the sun?
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
Well THERE'S something you don't hear everyday.Popeye_Card wrote:Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.
I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.
I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.
Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.
Who else is in?
- New Pagodi
- Perennial All-Star
- Posts: 4219
- Joined: April 18 06, 11:30 pm
- Location: St. Louis
- Contact:
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
I'm going to have to decline. It's only through the misery of others that I'm able to feel good about myself.
-
TimeForGuinness
- Hall Of Famer
- Posts: 20007
- Joined: April 18 06, 7:38 pm
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
LMAOTabascoElvis wrote:Well THERE'S something you don't hear everyday.Popeye_Card wrote:Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.
I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.
I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.
Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.
Who else is in?That may make the best out of context sig quote ever. Hmmmm.....
- Hungary Jack
- Mother Earth
- Posts: 19536
- Joined: July 24 06, 6:03 am
- Location: In Cognito
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
hilarious!
- omaha_red
- Hall Of Famer
- Posts: 12963
- Joined: April 18 06, 7:53 am
- Location: toning it done
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
pop.. you just made the "Nat Light Post of 2008"Popeye_Card wrote:Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.
I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.
I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.
Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.
Who else is in?
- Radbird
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Posts: 62390
- Joined: April 18 06, 5:08 pm
- Location: LF Bleachers @ Busch II
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
I released both of my dog's anal glands. If that doesn't work, let me know and I'll do the cats too.
(do cats have anal glands???)
(do cats have anal glands???)
- Hungary Jack
- Mother Earth
- Posts: 19536
- Joined: July 24 06, 6:03 am
- Location: In Cognito
Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck
They definitely have anuses that release stuff. I see it in the box every morning.Radbird wrote:I released both of my dog's anal glands. If that doesn't work, let me know and I'll do the cats too.
(do cats have anal glands???)




