Rave: Oreo Poptarts

[Bo Hart]

You guys tried these things? Holy [expletive deleted] they are delicious. I try and limit myself to one package instead I eat the whole obx!

I would probably have sex w/ Oreo Poptarts personified. To be honest if i get drunk enough I might ouright have sex w/ Oreio Popartatrs.

[redbirdjazzz]

Here comes another classic!

[MrSaigon]

And they're just so practical. With Oreo Pop Tarts you get all 2,000 daily calories out of the way right out of bed, and you don't have to worry about eating the rest of the day.

As a diabetic, a sex partner is probably the only thing an Oreo Pop Tart could ever be for me. However, I gave up alcohol for insulin, so this isn't likely to happen.

Let me know when they come out with the Oreo Hot-Pocket though. Or, actually wait and tell me when I can get the Oreo Pop Tart Hot-Pocket. To hell with my blood sugars, I wouldn't miss out on that.

[cardsfansince82]

Obligatory Jim Gaffigan Hot Pocket bit.

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