Rave/Rant: St. Patrick's Day

[lukethedrifter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYrZSjpiIK4

I think this was stolen from Demetri Martin (around 4:00).

That dude is funny.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Alright, well I'm sitting at home last night and I get a call from this girl. She asks what I'm doing, I tell her just sitting at home watching a movie. So she tells me she left an "article of clothing" at my house and wanted to know if it was alright if she came and got them. I told her it was fine, blah blah blah. So after I get off the phone, I start looking all over the house, find nothing. She shows up, I told her I couldn't find them and then she tells me that it was just an excuse to come over and I should have remembered she doesn't wear them. Yadda yadda... Well, later on I told her I'm not really looking to date anyone, and apparently that is something she liked about me. So, I think I found a pretty good friend. But I'm still convinced she's crazy.

[JL21]

Well, later on I told her I'm not really looking to date anyone, and apparently that is something she liked about me.

If I had a dollar for every woman that heard me say that and had that response.... but still didn't believe me, I'd be rich.

Ok, actually I'd have like $5. But still, it happens a lot.

[Maclowery]

Mention "with Benefits?" as soon as possible dude! And wrap it up!

/callous fratboy speak off now.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Well, later on I told her I'm not really looking to date anyone, and apparently that is something she liked about me.

If I had a dollar for every woman that heard me say that and had that response.... but still didn't believe me, I'd be rich.

Ok, actually I'd have like $5. But still, it happens a lot.

Noted. Apparently this past summer I was at a party and got pretty trashed and we fooled around. The only thing I could remember about her was that she was wearing a cowboy hat for some reason. She knows my sister someway or another and I'm pretty sure that if she talks to her about me, my sister will let her know that I'm serious about it.

Side note - My sister is 22 and I've pretty much run through her cute friends, so I'm pretty sure this girl knows I'm not kidding.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Mention "with Benefits?" as soon as possible dude! And wrap it up!

/callous fratboy speak off now.

Yes, with benefits. And I am always safe. It's a no baby and no crotch itch zone that I fly in.

[planet planet]

It sounds like the ladies can't resist you and your sock puppet good looks.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

It sounds like the ladies can't resist you and your sock puppet good looks.

I think it's more that I'm a bit of a novelty almost. For the majority of the last 7 years I've been off the market. So I'm just cashing in on stupid old crushes. Also having a 22 year old little sister with lots of cute single friends makes things really easy. But yeah, it's just my good looks