Ungrateful parents:

[Leroy]

My dad is like this. My mom says thanks when we just come and visit...I don't think my dad has ever said thanks for anything.

A few years ago, we bought this German Outhouse at a craft fair. Basically, it was a two seater on the bottom, with a ladder leading to a hole above. Right on top of one of the other holes. We gave it to him for father's day. I'm not making this up, I gave it to him and he just let out a grunt.

Now, everytime we are over he shows it to us like it is his pride and joy, and he has no idea where he got it.