haltz wrote:Which reminds me of a Patton Oswalt bit that might have been linked around here recently. "And bend over Ellie May, 'cause here comes the gravy pipe!" I'm going to try and find that on youtube.
Is that the same bit where he goes off on those KFC Bowls? "So until we invent the lunch gun, this is the best we can do."
Hey Jim, you ever try any fat-free lo-cal celery? Tastes just like the real thing
How about Twinkies, which have a big banner reading "fat free" across the package like that would make a big difference. A bowl of sugar is fat free too, so I guess that would be a good healthy food choice.
Spider John wrote:Hey Jim, you ever try any fat-free lo-cal celery? Tastes just like the real thing
How about Twinkies, which have a big banner reading "fat free" across the package like that would make a big difference. A bowl of sugar is fat free too, so I guess that would be a good healthy food choice.
I didn't know they made fat free Twinkies, but I'm not surprised. People are basically stupid, so they will buy and eat them in mass quantities.
