docellis wrote:Yeah he deserves smelly fudge in his band. And yeah he was as thick as a brick. I could tell you many other stories.
Let's hear 'em. I need to feel better about myself.
When my sliding shower doors came off track, he declared them broken and busted them off the bath enclosure. Then he took a shower and flooded my bathroom. I asked him to fix the situation (either re-attach the doors or buy a rod and curtain) and he declined, but took two more showers - further flooding the bathroom. I asked him how he could not see that this was wrong. He said "You're renovating it soon anyway." Moron.
He didn't graduate high school and never considered college. He has (at age 33) never filed his own taxes (makes his sister do it), never owned a pet, and has two kids that are the same age by two different women that he does not voluntarily support. (I didn't know about almost any of this when I let him move in)
Every time doc tells another story about the moron I always ask myself how did he ever live to be 33. People that stupid usually off themselves right after shouting to thier friends,"hey watch this!".
Hudler wrote:Every time doc tells another story about the moron I always ask myself how did he ever live to be 33. People that stupid usually off themselves right after shouting to thier friends,"hey watch this!".
Is it possible he was really really stupid, like borderline retarded? Did he have an accent? that can fool you into thinking people are smarter than they are, i think that happened on Arrested Development.
