1. Why do I always buy potato soup and forget that the directions require milk? I don't buy milk. I always open the can and realize, crap. I need milk.
2. I've mentioned that my most recent ex boyfriend was a complete moron. Another way that he exhibited his complete uselessness was this: He threw away my plunger. I noticed in the trash, got it back out, and asked him about it. He said, plungers are ugly. I said, well until you buy a pretty plunger, please don't throw away this one. He threw it away again. I saw it in the outside trash and just hid it from him.
Today I needed my plunger. I went to the hiding place. It was gone. What kind of moron throws a plunger away?
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Plungers are beautiful, IMO. What other so simple mechanical device can remove hydraulic blockages without creating a mess?He said, plungers are ugly
What kind of bozo is this guy?
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Hungary Jack wrote:Plungers are beautiful, IMO. What other so simple mechanical device can remove hydraulic blockages without creating a mess?He said, plungers are ugly
What kind of bozo is this guy?
He was the kind of bozo that would destroy an entire set of newly purchased towels cleaning up a clogged toilet just months before moving into my home and throwing my plunger away. He was the kind of bozo that would not be able to make the connection between that event - and my plunger.
He was a real special guy.
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How long did it last?
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Hungary Jack wrote:How long did it last?
10 months. 10 horrible months.
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Well, you survived no worse for it.docellis wrote:Hungary Jack wrote:How long did it last?
10 months. 10 horrible months.
Send him a nice shiny plunger for his next birthday.
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If doc had an eye twitch from all that, I wouldn't blame her.Hungary Jack wrote:Well, you survived no worse for it.docellis wrote:Hungary Jack wrote:How long did it last?
10 months. 10 horrible months.
Send him a nice shiny plunger for his next birthday.
Let him go plungerless. To quote Kahlil Gibran
Whoever eschews a plunger must hold smelly fudge with bare hands.
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This must have been a good looking hunk of a man, doc, because he sounds as thick as a brick.
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Yeah he deserves smelly fudge in his band. And yeah he was as thick as a brick. I could tell you many other stories.
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Let's hear 'em. I need to feel better about myself.docellis wrote:Yeah he deserves smelly fudge in his band. And yeah he was as thick as a brick. I could tell you many other stories.