I wanna make a drunk rant.

[TheoSqua]

So i've always wanted to make a drunk rant, and i've just had 5 long islands, which is like the closest to drunk i've had in a while. But i'm on my cell phone right mow which isn't conducive to long pants and by the time i'm at a computer to rant i'll be sober. So this is a rant about not being able to make a drunk rant when i'm drunk. Though i night appreciate the fact that i have a limited means of media when i'm sober. There's this girl i really like that i've been e-mailing lately and i'm really glad that i don't have her phone number cause i'd really be making an ass of myself right now if i did. Anyway that's all i've hot. I should make a rant about how i suck at pants, though i plan on making a driving rant (sober) that should be pretty good, but it's gonna be long and night take a while for me to type. Anyway my thumbs hurt so i'm gonna stop typing. I need to tell michael that my attempts at landing a grb interview have been totally ignored, but it's not for a jack of effort. Ok i'm food hitting all the keys now. The strobe lights at this concert are freaking me out.

[redbirdjazzz]

[Cronos]

Anyway that's all i've hot. I should make a rant about how i suck at pants.

Tell that to the girl.

[haltz]

Predictive text is awesome.

[planet planet]

Woot! Theo! What's your concert?

[TheoSqua]

Woot! Theo! What's your concert?

Ludo and the feed at the pageant.

[Bo Hart]

Wow, a mobile rant!? That's impressive as hell.

[Secret Weapon]

damn i forgot ludo was tonight, should have gone

[Maclowery]

I am hugely impressed by this.

That girl would be, too, you should send her this link.

[cardsfansince82]

But i'm on my cell phone right mow which isn't conducive to long pants and by the time i'm at a computer to rant i'll be sober.

"Excuse me. Did you just say 'meow'?"