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LOL at 'Affairs Made Simple."

Snayke, was the implication that she wanted him to lick her nipple right there and then? Or just in general? If it's the latter then maybe she was just using that opportunity to redress an inadequacy in their private life.
She was being serious about it wanting to happen right there. They just about humped at midnight.

Popeye, it's hard to describe why I find her comments to be grating. It's not the content that is cutesy, it's the way she says it, especially with her body language. The whole situation is a "you have to be there to understand it." There's a couple people who agree with me that it's quite weird and extremely annoying, but then there are two of my other friends who say "it's just them being them."

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I'd punch that ho right in her boob.

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thrill wrote:They saw that Jim Hendry's Chins was in here, so they popped up with "Sexy and Divorced."
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Most couples annoy me. I don't even like holding my wife's hand in public. All that affection, cutesy stuff in public is embarassing.

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Magneto2.0 wrote:Most couples annoy me. I don't even like holding my wife's hand in public. All that affection, cutesy stuff in public is embarassing.
I'm with you there, PDA is awkward for people around you. I had a party Sat. night and I ended up throwing ice at them because they were fawning and making out in our kitchen.

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planet pujolsian wrote:
Magneto2.0 wrote:Most couples annoy me. I don't even like holding my wife's hand in public. All that affection, cutesy stuff in public is embarassing.
I'm with you there, PDA is awkward for people around you. I had a party Sat. night and I ended up throwing ice at them because they were fawning and making out in our kitchen.
See, stuff like that would be completely unacceptable from me. It would take all the might in me, not to deck someone in that circumstance. A total lack of respect for people to make out in someone else's home.

I had my cousin and her baby's father over my house, and they were having sex (loudly) in the room next to mine (My kid was down the hall), and I had to shut that down immediately. He apologized in the morning, but still, have some tact.

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planet pujolsian wrote:
Magneto2.0 wrote:Most couples annoy me. I don't even like holding my wife's hand in public. All that affection, cutesy stuff in public is embarassing.
I'm with you there, PDA is awkward for people around you. I had a party Sat. night and I ended up throwing ice at them because they were fawning and making out in our kitchen.
Aha! Was it the infamous "making out couple" that I've met? I know they were there.

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Magneto2.0 wrote: I had my cousin and her baby's father over my house, and they were having sex (loudly) in the room next to mine (My kid was down the hall), and I had to shut that down immediately. He apologized in the morning, but still, have some tact.
A friend of mine had a similar situation with his dorm neighbor. He simply knocked on the wall and asked if they would "stop f****** so loudly." He didn't hear anything the rest of the night.

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dangerous wrote:What would happen if you interviewed her about her nipple licking preferences? "Do you like to put whipped cream on your nipples before he licks them? Ever try chocolate sauce? etc"
That's generally what I do with a couple of "couple" friends.

Hey, if they are allowed to get personal, I'm allowed to get personal.

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Magneto2.0 wrote:Most couples annoy me. I don't even like holding my wife's hand in public. All that affection, cutesy stuff in public is embarassing.
Hand holding is PDA? Really? Don't ever go to Europe, specifically the Southern part.


Also, if this dude refuses to lick nipples, I believe this girl has a valid complaint. Probably not worthy of public notice, but still.

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