Crap (a two-post-spanning Mega Rant)

[Hungary Jack]

Animals can always sense when you don't like them.

[paskal]

Today, I realized that yesterday was Monday, thus clearly explaining why I did not get the discount. I think their advertising somehow managed to subliminally distort my view on reality, to the point that I couldn't even remember what day it was.

Screw Taco John's!

This made me laugh out loud.

[Maclowery]

Dude.......I think its time to get drunk!!!

I want to crack a beer now just after reading your posts! Bummer!

[Michael]

I love Kyle rant threads.

[JCShutout]

Why don't you just stay at their house?

That's what I do. Stay at their place and eat their food (saving $$$ on groceries) as my "payment".

Plus I'm away from roommates and have a quiet place to myself when I housesit.

[Bo Hart]

Why don't you just stay at their house?

That's what I do. Stay at their place and eat their food (saving $$$ on groceries) as my "payment".

Plus I'm away from roommates and have a quiet place to myself when I housesit.

They cupboards are barren. There's nothing in there. In fact, I went grocery shopping today and picked up about a half dozen meals worth of food because there's nothing to eat here when I come over.

Besides, it's inconvenient being over here. I don't have my desktop. I have a laptop, but my desktop has a lot more stuff on it, is more powerful, etc, etc...

It hasn't been that bad staying here so far, but I would definitely prefer just to stay at my own home.

[JCShutout]

They cupboards are barren. There's nothing in there. In fact, I went grocery shopping today and picked up about a half dozen meals worth of food because there's nothing to eat here when I come over.

Besides, it's inconvenient being over here. I don't have my desktop. I have a laptop, but my desktop has a lot more stuff on it, is more powerful, etc, etc...

It hasn't been that bad staying here so far, but I would definitely prefer just to stay at my own home.

I can appreciate that. My parents' cupboards are usually bare AFTER I'm done housesitting.

[letsgocards89]

These last couple of days have just sucked ass; I've got a lot to cover, so let me dive right in:

It started out with my parents asking me to watch the family dog. I hate a lot things in life, including: 1. my dog and 2. the watching dogs. Let me branch off and form two mini-rants on these subjects:

Hatred Towards my Dog
I really don't like my dog at all. She's this lazy, emo golden retriever. Since the day we got her, you could tell something was wrong with her. I'm pretty sure she has depression or something. That, or she's just an emo. Either way, this dog does not respond at all to being petted. What the hell is wrong with her!? I don't think I've ever met a dog that didn't like to be petted (with the exception of dogs belonging to strangers that think you're an enemy, of course). So I'll constantly try and be a nice guy, sit next to her and pet her. Almost invariably, she'll let out a big huff (that sounds a lot like a sigh), and then move away from me to another part of the room. Either I'm unlikable (very probable), or she's just a seclusion-loving introvert. Either way, I hate her for it.

Screw emo pets!

Dude, just get a snake.

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[cardinalkarp]

Why don't you just stay at their house?

That's what I do. Stay at their place and eat their food (saving $$$ on groceries) as my "payment".

Plus I'm away from roommates and have a quiet place to myself when I housesit.

They cupboards are barren. There's nothing in there. In fact, I went grocery shopping today and picked up about a half dozen meals worth of food because there's nothing to eat here when I come over.

Besides, it's inconvenient being over here. I don't have my desktop. I have a laptop, but my desktop has a lot more stuff on it, is more powerful, etc, etc...

It hasn't been that bad staying here so far, but I would definitely prefer just to stay at my own home.

That's when you tell then next time I watch this damn emo dog of yours go grocery shopping before you leave!!

Whenever my parents would leave town when I was younger my mom would just leave me a signed check and I could go grocery shopping on my own. I loved it, man would I eat good that week!!

[redbirdjazzz]

Whenever I house/dog-sit my parents leave me money for food (usually enough to buy booze too )!