Rave: Showers
- Bo Hart
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Rave: Showers
I love showers.
Sometimse at work when I am washimg my hands in hot water I'm like "wow a shower would kick ass." Ya dig? Basiacally I fantisize about taking a shower like washing my hands (eg: after taking a massive **** or something) because it feels so good (both a **** and a shower. A 'showit' if you will. [I do not advocate ****ng while taking a shower fwiw]).
Anyway the only downside of showers is that sometimes (well, often) I go too long and i burn my hands in the hot water. in other words i need to buy lotion because my hands get burned from the long, hot hoswers.
Protip: keep water lukewarm so your hands don't get burned. Or burnt.
Protip: don't let your [expletive] ass, coke-drinking cousin let you walk home cause the bitter cold will hurt your already-hurt hands (already-hurt from the hot-ass showers [protip: use lukewarm not hot water]).
Going to take a shower, later.
Sometimse at work when I am washimg my hands in hot water I'm like "wow a shower would kick ass." Ya dig? Basiacally I fantisize about taking a shower like washing my hands (eg: after taking a massive **** or something) because it feels so good (both a **** and a shower. A 'showit' if you will. [I do not advocate ****ng while taking a shower fwiw]).
Anyway the only downside of showers is that sometimes (well, often) I go too long and i burn my hands in the hot water. in other words i need to buy lotion because my hands get burned from the long, hot hoswers.
Protip: keep water lukewarm so your hands don't get burned. Or burnt.
Protip: don't let your [expletive] ass, coke-drinking cousin let you walk home cause the bitter cold will hurt your already-hurt hands (already-hurt from the hot-ass showers [protip: use lukewarm not hot water]).
Going to take a shower, later.
- UK
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Re: Rave: Showers
Kyle wrote:I love showers.
Sometimse at work when I am washimg my hands in hot water I'm like "wow a shower would kick ass." Ya dig? Basiacally I fantisize about taking a shower like washing my hands (eg: after taking a massive [expletive] or something) because it feels so good (both a [expletive] and a shower. A 'showit' if you will. ).
Anyway the only downside of showers is that sometimes (well, often) I go too long and i burn my hands in the hot water. in other words i need to buy lotion because my hands get burned from the long, hot hoswers.
Protip: keep water lukewarm so your hands don't get burned. Or burnt.
Protip: don't let your [expletive] ass, coke-drinking cousin let you walk home cause the bitter cold will hurt your already-hurt hands (already-hurt from the hot-ass showers [protip: use lukewarm not hot water]).
Going to take a shower, later.
Nothing to add, just wanted to keep this one from being edited.
- G. Keenan
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Re: Rave: Showers
UK wrote:Kyle wrote:I love showers.
Sometimse at work when I am washimg my hands in hot water I'm like "wow a shower would kick ass." Ya dig? Basiacally I fantisize about taking a shower like washing my hands (eg: after taking a massive [expletive] or something) because it feels so good (both a [expletive] and a shower. A 'showit' if you will. ).
Anyway the only downside of showers is that sometimes (well, often) I go too long and i burn my hands in the hot water. in other words i need to buy lotion because my hands get burned from the long, hot hoswers.
Protip: keep water lukewarm so your hands don't get burned. Or burnt.
Protip: don't let your [expletive] ass, coke-drinking cousin let you walk home cause the bitter cold will hurt your already-hurt hands (already-hurt from the hot-ass showers [protip: use lukewarm not hot water]).
Going to take a shower, later.
Nothing to add, just wanted to keep this one from being edited.
Yeah, I know I should edit the cursing out of this, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't crack me up, and if I wasn't drunk myself.
Kyle, you are a mess tonight.
- cardsfansince82
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Re: Rave: Showers
How the hell do you burn your hands in the shower? I take showers as hot as I can stand them and I've never burned myself. You probably are just feeling the sting of your hands being half frozen.
- clevername
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Re: Rave: Showers
I'm going to sig part of this because I agree with it and it's an excellent, almost coherent, drunk post.
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maddash
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Re: Rave: Showers
Has anyone had the desire to buy a stool for the shower (like old people have)? Just so you can sit while the water falls you, and contemplate life for a while.
I try to be as eco-friendly as I can, but taking long showers (10 minutes) is one of my vices.
I try to be as eco-friendly as I can, but taking long showers (10 minutes) is one of my vices.
- clevername
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Re: Rave: Showers
10 minutes is long? That's about my average and I'm not dillydallying around.
I have pretty dry skin, so I can't stay in there very long anyway unless I want to feel like my skin is as tight as a drum, especially on my face.
I have pretty dry skin, so I can't stay in there very long anyway unless I want to feel like my skin is as tight as a drum, especially on my face.
- Molly
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Re: Rave: Showers
Wait a minute. I got scolded by the mods for the word "bull**** " and this is allowed!!!!! 
- haltz
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Re: Rave: Showers
When I was in 8th grade I had the great idea to keep a plastic folding chair in my shower. I just leaned it against the wall where that I pushed the curtain towards and you couldn't see it unless you actually walked over to the tub and looked to the left. That way I could go back to sleep for 10-20 minutes every morning before school without being harassed to get out of bed.maddash wrote:Has anyone had the desire to buy a stool for the shower (like old people have)? Just so you can sit while the water falls you, and contemplate life for a while.
Then it became this big point of contention about water usage and how I was "taking longer to get ready than a girl" according to my dad. Eventually the chair was found, but it was really nice while it lasted.
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Re: Rave: Showers
When we remodel our master bath, I'm building a bench into the shower area.





