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OK, let me preface this by saying I do not condone the act of selling your body or buying sex from a man or woman. I would never do it and I'd be repulsed if people close to me did it.

But tonight I was watching "Cops: Undercover" and they would set up sting operations for prostitution. Now, before watching this I don't think it has ever bothered me, mostly because I've seen it in a scripted form, i.e. movie, TV show.

After watching them sting three guys, I was completely outraged by what the cops were doing to these guys. They would take these heavy set guys who had all but surrendered in their trucks and dragged them to the ground like they were packing guns. They just throw them to the ground, surround them and one guy came up with a large raspberry on his cheek.

At the end of the stings, the cops stood around applauding each other for "taking down some bad guys." Bad guys?! BAD GUYS?! They wanted pleasure! Gross, but for chrissakes, they were some ugly overweight guys who were aroused. A bad guy is someone who prowls for children online, or robs a bank or shoots someone. Trying to get laid consensually does not make you a bad guy.

It was the saddest thing when this guy pulls up and the cutest damn beagle runs up to the Hooker Cam and starts barking happily. I knew this was going to be bad, and when the cops surround his vehicle he was trying to hug his dog good-bye. But the cops had to show this guy who is boss and started mauling him like he had a bomb. I'm surprised they didn't shoot the dog just to add to the misery of not getting laid, getting busted for buying a hooker and being caught on camera.

Thank goodness these kind of laws to ensure the safety of all Americans. Whew.

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This wasn't the rant I thought it would be, but it will probably help with the google ads anyway.

I found out the other day that almost all porn stars are actual real-life prostitutes, that will come meet up with you if have good references (seriously, whatever that means), and a grand or two. I guess I'm really late to the party here judging by the reactions I've gotten when I say this, but I was sort of surprised. I figured they got paid enough per shoot to fuel their coke addictions and vapid stares without having to leave the valley.

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If you had to engage in this transaction would you rather pay someone or be paid?

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I'm happy to see the "Big and Beautiful Singles" ad at the top. It's fitting. Well, except for the beautiful part. None of the people you described sound like they're beautiful.

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docellis wrote:If you had to engage in this transaction would you rather pay someone or be paid?
Tough call. If you're getting paid for sex then you can't pick the partner and you're risking some extreme ugliness. If you pay for it, then you can choose someone that you're attracted to, but you're paying for sex.

BTW I don't think this should be illegal. If a consenting adult wants to pay another consenting adult to have sex with them, who cares? I think it's funny you can pay people to have sex if you videotape it and sell it, but you can't just pay someone to have sex with you.

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ThatGuy wrote:I'm happy to see the "Big and Beautiful Singles" ad at the top. It's fitting. Well, except for the beautiful part. None of the people you described sound like they're beautiful.
Ooh, don't forget the "black women white men" link too.

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Nobody is interested in beautiful Belarusian girls?

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Just saw this:

http://www.time.com/time/health/article ... ml?cnn=yes
It turns out that one of humanity's oldest professions may be even older than we thought: In a recent study of macaque monkeys in Indonesia, researchers found that male primates "paid" for sexual access to females — and that the going rate for such access dwindled as the number of available females went up.

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Secret Weapon wrote:
docellis wrote:If you had to engage in this transaction would you rather pay someone or be paid?
Tough call. If you're getting paid for sex then you can't pick the partner and you're risking some extreme ugliness. If you pay for it, then you can choose someone that you're attracted to, but you're paying for sex.

BTW I don't think this should be illegal. If a consenting adult wants to pay another consenting adult to have sex with them, who cares? I think it's funny you can pay people to have sex if you videotape it and sell it, but you can't just pay someone to have sex with you.

I'd rather pay. (Because you get to pick.) Unfortunately I'd imagine male prostitutes are likely gay or super cheesy looking. (if I said something really politically incorrect about gay male prostitutes, I'm sorry. Movies made me think that)

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