Breaking up or evicting a roomate

[planet planet]

And I hate when I start threads after having a bunch of drinks. I talk so melodramatically. "Be there for you emotionally and physically". WTF does that mean. All I really said was "if anything was ever bad in your life and you needed something to call".

LOL, I wondered what you meant by that, but I thought it would be rude to ask in case you were emotionally and physically invested in the sentiment.

[docellis]

Only 5 more hours til the truck pulls up and he moves his crap out of my house.

I thought I'd share my favorite story about him.

One night I took a shower and noticed the shower doors were off track. I messed with it enough to get out and went and told him "Be careful when you shower tomorrow morning. The doors are off track and it will take some patience to open and shut them - and it is hard to be patient in the morning."

The next morning the shower is turned on and I hear him trying to force the doors open. Eventually I hear crashing. Yet the shower remains on for 20 minutes so I assume all is fine.

He leaves for work and I go to the bathroom and see he has not only busted my shower doors completely off their frame (torn metal) but he has also put a dent in my wall and flooded my bathroom. Which had carpet.

I am completely amazed.

I get home from work and I have plans and I am running out the door and say "Please go get a shower rod and just the cheapest shower curtain you can find before showering - or put off showering until I do it." He says "I'm not going anywhere tonight."

I assume he won't shower.

I get home and he has flooded my bathroom again.

I will be overjoyed when the last stupid decorative bird is out of my freaking house. The moment I have my key back I may just explode with sunshine.

And yes, he was that stupid. Not mean, just incredibly stupid. When he moved in he talked about how he only had one towel because his toilet backed up once and he used them all to clean that up. A few days later I found my plunger in the trash. I asked why he would throw my plunger out and told him a plunger is a necessity and he said "It is ugly." A plunger is prettier than a bunch of destroyed bath towels you freaking moron.

[Hudler]

Sounds like your IQ will go up just having him outta the house.

[TimeForGuinness]

Only 5 more hours til the truck pulls up and he moves his crap out of my house.

I thought I'd share my favorite story about him.

One night I took a shower and noticed the shower doors were off track. I messed with it enough to get out and went and told him "Be careful when you shower tomorrow morning. The doors are off track and it will take some patience to open and shut them - and it is hard to be patient in the morning."

The next morning the shower is turned on and I hear him trying to force the doors open. Eventually I hear crashing. Yet the shower remains on for 20 minutes so I assume all is fine.

He leaves for work and I go to the bathroom and see he has not only busted my shower doors completely off their frame (torn metal) but he has also put a dent in my wall and flooded my bathroom. Which had carpet.

I am completely amazed.

I get home from work and I have plans and I am running out the door and say "Please go get a shower rod and just the cheapest shower curtain you can find before showering - or put off showering until I do it." He says "I'm not going anywhere tonight."

I assume he won't shower.

I get home and he has flooded my bathroom again.

I will be overjoyed when the last stupid decorative bird is out of my freaking house. The moment I have my key back I may just explode with sunshine.

And yes, he was that stupid. Not mean, just incredibly stupid. When he moved in he talked about how he only had one towel because his toilet backed up once and he used them all to clean that up. A few days later I found my plunger in the trash. I asked why he would throw my plunger out and told him a plunger is a necessity and he said "It is ugly." A plunger is prettier than a bunch of destroyed bath towels you freaking moron.

wow

[docellis]

Trust me. I didn't know it was possible to be that stupid either.

[TimeForGuinness]

Trust me. I didn't know it was possible to be that stupid either.

apparently you haven't been on the internet long...

[sighyoung]

Only 5 more hours til the truck pulls up and he moves his crap out of my house.

I thought I'd share my favorite story about him.

One night I took a shower and noticed the shower doors were off track. I messed with it enough to get out and went and told him "Be careful when you shower tomorrow morning. The doors are off track and it will take some patience to open and shut them - and it is hard to be patient in the morning."

The next morning the shower is turned on and I hear him trying to force the doors open. Eventually I hear crashing. Yet the shower remains on for 20 minutes so I assume all is fine.

He leaves for work and I go to the bathroom and see he has not only busted my shower doors completely off their frame (torn metal) but he has also put a dent in my wall and flooded my bathroom. Which had carpet.

I am completely amazed.

I get home from work and I have plans and I am running out the door and say "Please go get a shower rod and just the cheapest shower curtain you can find before showering - or put off showering until I do it." He says "I'm not going anywhere tonight."

I assume he won't shower.

I get home and he has flooded my bathroom again.

I will be overjoyed when the last stupid decorative bird is out of my freaking house. The moment I have my key back I may just explode with sunshine.

And yes, he was that stupid. Not mean, just incredibly stupid. When he moved in he talked about how he only had one towel because his toilet backed up once and he used them all to clean that up. A few days later I found my plunger in the trash. I asked why he would throw my plunger out and told him a plunger is a necessity and he said "It is ugly." A plunger is prettier than a bunch of destroyed bath towels you freaking moron.

Careful you don't pull a muscle dancing for joy.

[Jocephus]

i had to spend 6 months with an ex who i was co-habitating with.

i moved to the downstairs bedroom, she stayed upstairs. it was tough, but we didn't see each other that often 'cause of work/school schedules.

we used a dry erase board most of the time to communicate. but in a way, we didn't really have any problems 'cause we both just were waiting it out.

[sighyoung]

Is it time to go grave dancing yet?

[cardsfansince82]

The fact he didn't like baseball should have been your first clue.