Courtesy flush damnit! [RD insult thread]

[JCShutout]

Geez! I walked into the bathroom and it smelled like the inside of FB's colon.

I won't ask you how you know what that smells like.....

I read your diary.

Ouch. Well, Smeg off, smeg head.

Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils

Fine Novelty Condom head.

Wart, have you been at that marijuana gin again?

No, I am SOUPer.

You know, sometimes, Wart, you can be quite perceptive and thought-provoking. And other times, like this, you can rant and drivel on like a complete loonie.

Gespachio soup.


Sorry, I have been averaging about 4 hrs of sleep per night for about 3 months and it has finally gotten to me.

I know. Your quote was the last line in Me squared. My quote was from Confidence and Paranoia.

[wart57]

I have the same IQ as 6000 P.E. teachers. I have gone a bit space crazy.

[JCShutout]

I have the same IQ as 6000 P.E. teachers. I have gone a bit space crazy.

6? That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!

[wart57]

I need a beer milkshake.

[Leroy]

Geez! I walked into the bathroom and it smelled like the inside of FB's colon.

I won't ask you how you know what that smells like.....

I read your diary.

Ouch. Well, Smeg off, smeg head.

Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils

Fine Novelty Condom head.

Wart, have you been at that marijuana gin again?

No, I am SOUPer.

You know, sometimes, Wart, you can be quite perceptive and thought-provoking. And other times, like this, you can rant and drivel on like a complete loonie.

Gespachio soup.


Sorry, I have been averaging about 4 hrs of sleep per night for about 3 months and it has finally gotten to me.

I know. Your quote was the last line in Me squared. My quote was from Confidence and Paranoia.

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

[Leroy]

Geez! I walked into the bathroom and it smelled like the inside of FB's colon.

I won't ask you how you know what that smells like.....

I read your diary.

Ouch. Well, Smeg off, smeg head.

Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils

Fine Novelty Condom head.

Wart, have you been at that marijuana gin again?

No, I am SOUPer.

You know, sometimes, Wart, you can be quite perceptive and thought-provoking. And other times, like this, you can rant and drivel on like a complete loonie.

Gespachio soup.


Sorry, I have been averaging about 4 hrs of sleep per night for about 3 months and it has finally gotten to me.

I know. Your quote was the last line in Me squared. My quote was from Confidence and Paranoia.

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Bump

[Leroy]

Geez! I walked into the bathroom and it smelled like the inside of FB's colon.

I won't ask you how you know what that smells like.....

I read your diary.

Ouch. Well, Smeg off, smeg head.

Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils

Fine Novelty Condom head.

Wart, have you been at that marijuana gin again?

No, I am SOUPer.

You know, sometimes, Wart, you can be quite perceptive and thought-provoking. And other times, like this, you can rant and drivel on like a complete loonie.

Gespachio soup.


Sorry, I have been averaging about 4 hrs of sleep per night for about 3 months and it has finally gotten to me.

I know. Your quote was the last line in Me squared. My quote was from Confidence and Paranoia.

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Bump

In medicine, hyperventilation (or overbreathing) is the state of breathing faster and/or deeper than necessary, thereby reducing the carbon dioxide concentration of the blood below normal.[1]

This is in contrast to hyperpnea, where the increased breathing is required to meet demand, as during and following exercise or when the body lacks oxygen (hypoxia), for instance in high altitude or as a result of anaemia. Hyperpnea may also occur as a result of sepsis, and is usually a sign of the beginning of refractory sepsis.

Hyperventilation can, but does not necessarily always cause symptoms such as numbness or tingling in the hands, feet and lips, lightheadedness, dizziness, headache, chest pain, slurred speech and sometimes fainting, particularly when accompanied by the Valsalva maneuver. Sometimes hyperventilation is induced for these same effects. Hyperventilation can sometimes be self induced for moments of needed focus and adrenaline.
Name of Symptom/Sign:
Tachypnea
Classifications and external resources ICD-10 R06.0
ICD-9 786.06

The related symptom tachypnea (or "tachypnoea") (Greek: "rapid breathing") is characterized by rapid breathing and is not identical with hyperventilation - tachypnea may be necessary for a sufficient gas-exchange of the body, for example after exercise, in which case it is not hyperventilation.

[JCShutout]

Geez! I walked into the bathroom and it smelled like the inside of FB's colon.

I won't ask you how you know what that smells like.....

I read your diary.

Ouch. Well, Smeg off, smeg head.

Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils

Fine Novelty Condom head.

Wart, have you been at that marijuana gin again?

No, I am SOUPer.

You know, sometimes, Wart, you can be quite perceptive and thought-provoking. And other times, like this, you can rant and drivel on like a complete loonie.

Gespachio soup.


Sorry, I have been averaging about 4 hrs of sleep per night for about 3 months and it has finally gotten to me.

I know. Your quote was the last line in Me squared. My quote was from Confidence and Paranoia.

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Bump

You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican. Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kissed with.

[JCShutout]

I need a beer milkshake.

I'm craving trout a la creme.

[Leroy]

Geez! I walked into the bathroom and it smelled like the inside of FB's colon.

I won't ask you how you know what that smells like.....

I read your diary.

Ouch. Well, Smeg off, smeg head.

Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils

Fine Novelty Condom head.

Wart, have you been at that marijuana gin again?

No, I am SOUPer.

You know, sometimes, Wart, you can be quite perceptive and thought-provoking. And other times, like this, you can rant and drivel on like a complete loonie.

Gespachio soup.


Sorry, I have been averaging about 4 hrs of sleep per night for about 3 months and it has finally gotten to me.

I know. Your quote was the last line in Me squared. My quote was from Confidence and Paranoia.

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Bump

You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican. Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kissed with.

You play baseball like a girl.