My coworker wants to set me up with her daughter

[StatmanCrothers]

You could always ask the mother "hey does your daughter have herpes too? that would be perfect because then we wouldn't have to worry about infecting each other..."

Statman is always one step ahead of the game.

What if the mother is even more excited because her daughter actually does have genital herpes?

Then go on to the next disease. She can't have all of them. Get out a little checklist, when you get to one she doesn't have, say "damn. that's too bad. she was almost perfect."

[sighyoung]

You could always ask the mother "hey does your daughter have herpes too? that would be perfect because then we wouldn't have to worry about infecting each other..."

Statman is always one step ahead of the game.

What if the mother is even more excited because her daughter actually does have genital herpes?

Then go on to the next disease. She can't have all of them. Get out a little checklist, when you get to one she doesn't have, say "damn. that's too bad. she was almost perfect."

Empty a colostomy bag by the water cooler. End of story.

[JL21]

Empty a colostomy bag by the water cooler. End of story.

As my story will attest, it can be quite effective.

[sighyoung]

Empty a colostomy bag by the water cooler. End of story.

As my story will attest, it can be quite effective.

I had you in mind.

[JL21]

Empty a colostomy bag by the water cooler. End of story.

As my story will attest, it can be quite effective.

I had you in mind.

Given the Mitchell findings, the phrase 'RC21' makes ME think of a colostomy bag today as well.

[longhornbaseball]

Empty a colostomy bag by the water cooler. End of story.

As my story will attest, it can be quite effective.

I had you in mind.

Given the Mitchell findings, the phrase 'RC21' makes ME think of a colostomy bag today as well.

You should change your name to RC*21. How do you feel about the report? I assume Clemens is to you what McGwire was to me. I felt more anger than sadness after the senate hearings.

[JL21]

I'm debating a name change altogether.

On the other hand, I can't say that I'm surprised. These rumors have been around forever.

[sighyoung]

I'm debating a name change altogether.

On the other hand, I can't say that I'm surprised. These rumors have been around forever.

Sorry about that--I'm sure it's a big disappointment.

Can't you pretend that you named yourself after Research Committee for the 21st century?

http://www.shakti.uniurb.it/rc21/

[wart57]

Ask the mom if her daughter puts out, because if you are paying for dinner and a movie, you expect a little sumthin sumthin... oh wait, you didn't want to hurt the work relationship...... I got nuthin.

[GeddyWrox]

JC, I am assuming this is the receptionist?

Anyway, if you want out of it, say you don't want to start anything serious prior to your trip to the Caribbean.