Sudden, strange use of words or phrases

[Radbird]

I will often say "Shiitake" (as in the japanese mushroom) in place of the other word it closely resembles.

It's shiite for me. Or sunni if I'm really mad. I may even call you a kurd.

[jim]

I will often say "Shiitake" (as in the japanese mushroom) in place of the other word it closely resembles.

I use shiitake, too...I got it from watching MXC and now I can't stop.

From A Christmas Story, I often say "Dag gum it blah".

[Leroy]

Well, F me dry and call me rusty.

My dad once yelled at the neighbor kid, 'I'm gonna kick your a up around your ears'. I still have an image of butt cheeks wrapping up around his ears.

[jim]

We had a kid in HS that used to say "Well S$-- the bed" when something happened that was somewhat surprising, which became wildly popular. You had to say it with the right inflexion.

[Leroy]

Well, I'll be dipped in s---.

[jim]

Wish in one hand and s--- in the other (optionally followed by "and see which one fills up first").

[Leroy]

You don't know s from Shinola.

You couldn't find your a with both hands.

[sighyoung]

I had a friend in college who, whenever he saw a beautiful woman, would say, "I'd eat the corn out of her s&^%."

[Cronos]

I will often say "Shiitake" (as in the japanese mushroom) in place of the other word it closely resembles.

It's shiite for me. Or sunni if I'm really mad. I may even call you a kurd.

Did you know that a popular German swear was "Heilig Splechle(sp)"?

Loosely translated it meant "Holy Sheetmetal". No joke, a foreign exchange student told us this. I think that's awesome.

[vh2k6]

somehow i started saying "fantastical" instead of "fantastic" or "great"

"You'll be arriving at 7? Fantastical!"

sadly i kind of like it. i'm sure it sounds stupid but I can't make myself care.

i do the same thing once in a while. just out of the blue for no real reason i'll add an 'al' sound to the end of it.