Self rack

[letsgocards89]

The worst is the "graze." You know, when you barely hit 'em on something and you are thinking, "well, that was close. I thought that would....AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!" and you drop to your knees.

[planet planet]

Now I'm dying laughing, Mr. Planet just said "When I walk into a dark room, I cup my grapes. I learned that the hard way".

[Sausage_Gravy]

Now I'm dying laughing, Mr. Planet just said "When I walk into a dark room, I cup my grapes. I learned that the hard way".

WOW!!! Now I'm even learning about spouses!! Just amazing.

[ghostrunner]

Now I'm dying laughing, Mr. Planet just said "When I walk into a dark room, I cup my grapes. I learned that the hard way".

Stop it. Please. I'm dying.

[stretch]

When you get racked, you just want to die. Yet, when guys see it happen in funniest home videos we laugh.

Talk about schadenfreude.

[Hudler]

I get sympathy pains when I see someone else get racked.

[JCShutout]

On retreats with the high school kids we play a horrible game... nutball.

Everyone sits in a circle with legs open. You toss a tenis or raquetteball up and try to hit the other player in the nuts on the fly. If the receiver flinches, then the thrower gets to chuck the ball as hard as he wants at the receiving flincher's nuts.

I stopped playing that game about 5 retreats ago.

[docellis]

When I was 18 my boyfriend wanted to show me he was the boss of me after he had drank quite a bit.

He picked me up by my shoulders and slammed me against the wall while he shouted at me.

I hocked a loogy into his face and kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could (while being suspended by my shoulders/sliding down a wall).

He cried real tears amidst that loogy.

[Cronos]

When I was 18 my boyfriend wanted to show me he was the boss of me after he had drank quite a bit.

He picked me up by my shoulders and slammed me against the wall while he shouted at me.

I hocked a loogy into his face and kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could (while being suspended by my shoulders/sliding down a wall).

He cried real tears amidst that loogy.

A true slice of Americana.

[docellis]

When I was 18 my boyfriend wanted to show me he was the boss of me after he had drank quite a bit.

He picked me up by my shoulders and slammed me against the wall while he shouted at me.

I hocked a loogy into his face and kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could (while being suspended by my shoulders/sliding down a wall).

He cried real tears amidst that loogy.

A true slice of Americana.

Probably. I think most girls have had a guy try to "show them who is boss" physically at some point in their life.

But yeah, loogy and nut cracking might not be so classy.