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pop_haines wrote: lol! I'm using that line.
Be warned, though. It went over like a turd in a punchbowl.

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Had mine last Friday with no problem simbagal. You must have had a terrible tech.

And don't even complain about prostate exams until you've been spread eagle with your feet in stirrups! :lol:

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Molly wrote:And don't even complain about prostate exams until you've been spread eagle with your feet in stirrups! :lol:
Driver's License test?

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RC21 wrote:
Molly wrote:And don't even complain about prostate exams until you've been spread eagle with your feet in stirrups! :lol:
Driver's License test?
OMG That is sooooo freakin' funny!!!!!
:lol: =D> =D>

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This thread is worthless without pictures.

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Molly wrote:
RC21 wrote:
Molly wrote:And don't even complain about prostate exams until you've been spread eagle with your feet in stirrups! :lol:
Driver's License test?
OMG That is sooooo freakin' funny!!!!!
:lol: =D> =D>
I was going to say Horseback riding......

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wart57 wrote:
Molly wrote:
RC21 wrote:
Molly wrote:And don't even complain about prostate exams until you've been spread eagle with your feet in stirrups! :lol:
Driver's License test?
OMG That is sooooo freakin' funny!!!!!
:lol: =D> =D>
I was going to say Horseback riding......
also funny wart but sorry, nowhere near as funny as RC's comment. And I too hate rooting for the Cubs. Especially when they can't win when I want them to!

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RC21 wrote:
pop_haines wrote:I cannot recommend this.

Two scenarios could play out:

1) Doc says "Wise guy, eh?" < crunch >

2) Doc says "Oh goodie!" And you roll into a new and exciting doctor/patient relationship.
The last time I had it done, he told me to drop my boxers and I said "Oh, so this is just like going to the dentist".

You could've heard a pin drop.

One time in high school, the woman that did that test on me just happened to be the mother of my prom date from the previous year. THAT was a barrel of laughs. All I could think was "I'm getting more action off the mom than I got off the daughter".
I would have wanted to say "Wow, your should get some pointers from your daughter on that, she has a much better tenique." but I wouldn't have said that while she had my junk in her hand.

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RC21 wrote:
Molly wrote:And don't even complain about prostate exams until you've been spread eagle with your feet in stirrups! :lol:
Driver's License test?
For some reason I used to imagine that the stirrups would hang from a track on the ceiling above the examining table.

Not the case.

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G. Keenan wrote:For some reason I used to imagine that the stirrups would hang from a track on the ceiling above the examining table.

Not the case.
I am curious about how you procured this information.

All I know is that this thread reinforces the fact that I'm glad I have a penis.

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