Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
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Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
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That was epic'ly awesome.Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
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Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
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Don't post that on CT, they will think it is the truth....Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
ADVERTISMENT
Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
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This doesn't shock me at all.Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
ADVERTISMENT
Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
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Somebody needs to post this over on CT. But, it ain't me babe. No, no, no...it ain't me babe. It ain't me you're looking for babe.Leroy wrote:AP - St. Louis
10:45 p.m.
ADVERTISMENT
Gash in Duncan's head a result of attack
Chris Duncan reportedly arrived late to today's game with the Reds, but facts are standing in the way of the story, apparently. According to reports, he was actually at Busch Stadium a few minutes early, and needed to ask his dad about reconciling his checkbook, which up until this month, pitching coach Dave Duncan had taken care of for him.
As he entered Dave's office with out knocking, he found manager Tony LaRussa, Dave and third base coach Jose Oquendo engaged in an early morning shred party. Reports are that they were shredding the very guarded secret files, which contain everything from why Albert bats third, pitching and hitting charts, and the identity of the gunman on the grassy knoll.
As he tried to leave, Jose grabbed the closest thing to him...a sandshovel left by a disgruntled groundskeeper, and smashed Chris over the head with it, and said, "There's your secret weapon, fool!" As of press time, these reports were neither confirmed, nor denied.
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