Are Newtons even cookies?

[heyzeus]

Vote or wood chipper

[Radbird]

Wiki is never wrong.

Newtons (cookie)

[CardsofSTL]

As they are present in the all important new cookie poll that is being conducted in the highly scientific environs of GRB laboratories; they're obviously cookies.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.

[go birds]

fig newtons are cookies just like hotdogs are sandwiches

[CardsofSTL]

No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.

More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.

[heyzeus]

No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.

More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.

Yeah, and North Korea says it's the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

[CardsofSTL]

No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.

More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.

Yeah, and North Korea says it's the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

I rest my case.

[Fat_Bulldog]

No.

[CardsofSTL]