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33anda3rd wrote:You know those toilets in institutional buildings? The ones that you hit the thing and it's just like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH really powerfully, like you could flush an infant it's so strong. What is the level of feasibility to getting one of those installed residential? Do you need to redo all the plumbing or what? I would like to have one of those toilets in our guest bathroom (this is the bathroom in which I'm allowed to poop in our house.)
Doable or not, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be allowed to have one.

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Cheddar Tom wrote:We will never get away from Peyton Manning commercials.
I have a coupon for that! :lol: :lol:

I love Peyton Manning commercials.

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33anda3rd wrote:You know those toilets in institutional buildings? The ones that you hit the thing and it's just like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH really powerfully, like you could flush an infant it's so strong. What is the level of feasibility to getting one of those installed residential? Do you need to redo all the plumbing or what? I would like to have one of those toilets in our guest bathroom (this is the bathroom in which I'm allowed to poop in our house.)
Howard Stern has a urinal in his bathroom at home.

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stlouie_lipp wrote:
33anda3rd wrote:You know those toilets in institutional buildings? The ones that you hit the thing and it's just like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH really powerfully, like you could flush an infant it's so strong. What is the level of feasibility to getting one of those installed residential? Do you need to redo all the plumbing or what? I would like to have one of those toilets in our guest bathroom (this is the bathroom in which I'm allowed to poop in our house.)
Howard Stern has a urinal in his bathroom at home.
I don't think a urinal is going to cure 33's problem.

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cardinalkarp wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:
33anda3rd wrote:You know those toilets in institutional buildings? The ones that you hit the thing and it's just like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH really powerfully, like you could flush an infant it's so strong. What is the level of feasibility to getting one of those installed residential? Do you need to redo all the plumbing or what? I would like to have one of those toilets in our guest bathroom (this is the bathroom in which I'm allowed to poop in our house.)
Howard Stern has a urinal in his bathroom at home.
I don't think a urinal is going to cure 33's problem.
Maybe he just needs to get creative about this.

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I'd be all for a urinal that could flush a basketball. I don't know why but it just sounds awesome.

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cardinalkarp wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:
33anda3rd wrote:You know those toilets in institutional buildings? The ones that you hit the thing and it's just like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH really powerfully, like you could flush an infant it's so strong. What is the level of feasibility to getting one of those installed residential? Do you need to redo all the plumbing or what? I would like to have one of those toilets in our guest bathroom (this is the bathroom in which I'm allowed to poop in our house.)
Howard Stern has a urinal in his bathroom at home.
I don't think a urinal is going to cure 33's problem.
My general challenge is that the crapper in the bathroom in which I'm allowed by my wife to crap does not have a good healthy flush action. I don't like to crap in public as a general rule, but when it comes to that in like a hotel or another public place and I hit that button and WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH it just powers everything down I get heavy flush envy.

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KRAMER: George, why couldn't I use the bathroom in that store?

GEORGE: Kramaer, trust me, this is the best bathroom in midtown!

KRAMER: [frustrated] Wha??

JERRY:[dry] He knows.

GEORGE:Anyway, on the left--exquisite marble! High ceilings. An' a flush, like a jet engine! [imitates sound] Ha ha!

KRAMER: [Men's room door. Flush sound and "Wooo!".]
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George: I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

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Jocephus wrote:
KRAMER: George, why couldn't I use the bathroom in that store?

GEORGE: Kramaer, trust me, this is the best bathroom in midtown!

KRAMER: [frustrated] Wha??

JERRY:[dry] He knows.

GEORGE:Anyway, on the left--exquisite marble! High ceilings. An' a flush, like a jet engine! [imitates sound] Ha ha!

KRAMER: [Men's room door. Flush sound and "Wooo!".]
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George: I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.
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haltz wrote:
33anda3rd wrote:You know those toilets in institutional buildings? The ones that you hit the thing and it's just like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH really powerfully, like you could flush an infant it's so strong. What is the level of feasibility to getting one of those installed residential? Do you need to redo all the plumbing or what? I would like to have one of those toilets in our guest bathroom (this is the bathroom in which I'm allowed to poop in our house.)
Doable or not, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be allowed to have one.
Why ?

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