Random musings

[wart57]

Precisely

NSFW Michael.

[SHOW]

[IMADreamer]

I'm not having a good couple weeks. I'm also not dealing with it well.

Go for a drive dude, that'll fix ya!

Finally going to happen tomorrow I hope.

[lukethedrifter]

If your ekg has the word infarct on it you would thing the doc might say something to you about that.

[Jocephus]

pete rose, jr is managing the wichita wingnuts

[heyzeus]

I love when my deep Texas clients say fun things like describing an elected official as "useless as [expletive] on a boar hog."

[wart57]

I love when my deep Texas clients say fun things like describing an elected official as "useless as [expletive] on a boar hog."

That isn't just a Texas thing....

And on that theme, just how cold is a well diggers ass?

[JL21]

I love when my deep Texas clients say fun things like describing an elected official as "useless as [expletive] on a boar hog."

My father is very much a Missourian and he loves saying that one. Other gems from my pops:

-"Quicker than [expletive] through a goose"

-"I feel flatter than a hammered lizard turd"

-"As loud as a cow pissin' on a flat rock"

I know there are others.

[jim]

- Colder than a witches tit.
- Slicker than greased owl [expletive].

[IMADreamer]

we need a colloquialisms thread.

"Harder than the hubs of hell"
"hotter than the hubs of hell"

I have no idea what the hubs of hell are but according to my Dad they are both hot and hard.

"more ____ then Carter's got pills"

"busier then a three legged cat."

"couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper sack."

[go birds]

nuttier than squirrel turds