Random musings

[wart57]

My ex was night and day after she did hers. They were fine before, but she was so self conscious, and never wanted me to look at her, once she had them done, they were always out there for me to see. I was rather fond of them, she was a train wreck, but they were really nice.

[lukethedrifter]

I believe there should be a panel, on which I would be willing to serve, that would make recommendations for or agin implants. I can tell you that unless they're a train wreck or medically necessary, I'm agin.

[wart57]

Miracle Whip -
Ingredients
Current primary ingredients are water, soybean oil, vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, modified corn starch, and dried eggs. The HFCS and corn starch are made from non genetically modified maize.[7] Ingredients making up less than 2% of product include salt, mustard flour, paprika, spice, natural flavor, potassium sorbate, enzyme modified egg yolk, and dried garlic.

Mayonnaise -

A typical formulation for commercially made mayonnaise (not low fat) can contain as much as 80% vegetable oil, usually soybean but sometimes olive oil. Water makes up about 7% to 8% and egg yolks about six percent. Some formulas use whole eggs instead of just yolks. The remaining ingredients include vinegar (4%), salt (1%) and sugar (1%). Low-fat formulas will typically decrease oil content to just 50% and increase water content to about 35%. Egg content is reduced to 4% and vinegar to 3%. Sugar is increased to 1.5% and salt lowered to 0.7%. Gums or thickeners (4%) are added to increase viscosity, improve texture, and ensure a stable emulsion.

Not fake.

From Wikipedia - so it might be fake...

[lukethedrifter]

Was made to be the margarine of mayo. Real mayo uses eggs to emulsify oil and vinegar. I guess they used a cheaper emulsifier. And more corn syrup.

[wart57]

Was made to be the margarine of mayo. Real mayo uses eggs to emulsify oil and vinegar. I guess they used a cheaper emulsifier. And more corn syrup.

Miracle whip used Soybean oil - and has added spices that mayo doesn't have.


For the record, I agree with the initial statement - Mayo and lettuce do make a better sandwich - I just prefer Miracle Whip. So, I am better than you.

[GeddyWrox]

Use of mayonnaise over miracle whip on a sandwich offends me deeply!

[heyzeus]

I love mayo. Too much. It's so good.

Miracle Whip is weird and awful and bad.

[ghostrunner]

Miracle whip is taste-wise nothing like mayonnaise. It seems like comparing peanut butter and Nutella.

[wart57]

Use of mayonnaise over miracle whip on a sandwich offends me deeply!

we agree on something.

[go birds]

a turkey and miracle whip sando after thanksgiving wooooooooooo