Random musings

[Freed Roger]

why did I tell my wife I could "make" some bric a brac we saw, as gifts for our kids? It's because I was drunk. Damn her for remembering drunken promises, and damn Asheville for all those beers.

Got this [expletive] done and it looks good enough. Procrastination and dragging it out is the only way I can do things. Week 1 drag old door out of garage. Week 2 cut door. Week 3 order base, and glass top. Week 4 paint and put together. note, that stuff under the plexi, and the distressed look, intentional.

What is this?

Like a kitchen table for my elder kid. Hoping she gets out on her own, please sweet jesus

[wart57]

This is the best time of the year to go to work. No one is around.

The week between christmas and new year's rules so hard. Unfortunately flights from Phoenix to Peoria were cheapest in that window, so I won't be able to take advantage and fly back immediately after christmas.

thrill you could just take 17 to 101 and be there in about 20 minutes. Flying seems kind of overkill.

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[wart57]

what is better than yoga pants? nutin' is the answer. id take pucs if inthoufhninwpuldnt get slapped

Yoga pants are a double edged sward my friend....

Good: Mildly NSF

[SHOW]

Bad : Very NSF

[SHOW]

Wart? What was the second one? Why why why?

My apologies, here - let me make amends.

NSFW

[SHOW]

[IMADreamer]

God bless Yoga pants.

Almost 60 here today. Not bad for the first day of winter.

[lukethedrifter]

yoga pants fans should be thankful for squats and lunges as well

[heyzeus]

Yesterday I was driving 'Zeus Jr. (now 4 years old) back from the park, and "Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode came on. He asked, "What can he just not get enough of?"

I thought carefully, and told him "fun." He just can't get enough fun.

But then we talked about it, and 'Zeus Jr. suggested that perhaps he just can't get enough pomegranates. Zeus Jr. really loves pomegranates, so that's probably what the song's about.

[Freed Roger]

Yesterday I was driving 'Zeus Jr. (now 4 years old) back from the park, and "Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode came on. He asked, "What can he just not get enough of?"

I thought carefully, and told him "fun." He just can't get enough fun.

But then we talked about it, and 'Zeus Jr. suggested that perhaps he just can't get enough pomegranates. Zeus Jr. really loves pomegranates, so that's probably what the song's about.

Lol.

I should have kept track of more of that funny kid stuff. around then, I saw a George Carlin riff on kids and idolatry etc-so that [expletive] it up. found this one I shared in a thread here though

5 y/o Freedette said

"I'll give you two choices - take me to Ted Drewes And to see the lights at Tilles,... or a punch in your face."

[wart57]

Yesterday I was driving 'Zeus Jr. (now 4 years old) back from the park, and "Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode came on. He asked, "What can he just not get enough of?"

I thought carefully, and told him "fun." He just can't get enough fun.

But then we talked about it, and 'Zeus Jr. suggested that perhaps he just can't get enough pomegranates. Zeus Jr. really loves pomegranates, so that's probably what the song's about.

Lol.

I should have kept track of more of that funny kid stuff. around then, I saw a George Carlin riff on kids and idolatry etc-so that [expletive] it up. found this one I shared in a thread here though

5 y/o Freedette said

"I'll give you two choices - take me to Ted Drewes And to see the lights at Tilles,... or a punch in your face."

So, what did you get at Ted Drewes?

[lukethedrifter]

Given that line along McKnight, I'd take the punch in the face and my child hating me for a year.

My sister got stuck in that traffic for nearly an hour coming over to a holiday get together at Mom's.

[jim]

Indian food gives me the runs. It looks the same coming out as it does going in. And yet I will be first in line the next time someone wants to go out for Indian. Love the stuff. Indian people must have the cleanest colons on the planet.